Lu & Jarch

Happy Freeball Friday!!! It’s a very special edition of the bingle today, the pressure is on Jarch! And all week we’ve been seeing a video of an Aussie postman going viral…during his delivery it started raining so he took the washing in for a random. We speak to the Verrity, the lady who posted the video, to find out if he folded her sheets or not? SEEYA NEXT WEEK!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a thirsty and thrusty Thursday! Today we hear Confessions from a Paramedic, plus Lu has another crack at Say The Thing – can she find success with a beautician this time? And the most powerful men’s name has been revealed, spoilers, it’s not Jack! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and Jarch are known for playing pranks on other people, but this time their team have played the ultimate prank on them!!!! After an alcohol related incident in the studio, Lu and Jarch are put through a series of loyalty tests to see if they’ll lie and cover for their team, or if they’ll throw them under the bus. We also play You vs Lu and talk about a mum who mooned the crowd at her child’s sports day. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Chewbacca Tuesday! Today we hear some epic stories on faint fails, after a girl fainted waxing her nose. A Judge has accidentally delivered the wrong verdict in a courtroom, and one of our favourite games 2 Letter 1 Word is back!!! Oh and Lu has come dressed as a tree! SEEYA TOMORROW!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off the week with stories of people being lazy slobs, after a man got McDonalds delivered 20 metres across the road. Judge Jarchy divides the nation once again, and Unpack Your Dad is back! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy FREEBALL FRIDAY!!!! Today on the show it’s time for another bingle! Lu and Jarch also chat about a lady who is struggling with a condition causing repetitive and unprovoked orgasms. AND a study has revealed that taking a shot before a date makes it 60% more successful! Good luck out there! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we found out it could be considered harassment to call a man bald in the UK…but not in Australia! So we played a game of “Are you bald, or do you have hair?”. Lu reckons she could win a beer mile if she entered one, and Jarch talks about a time he nearly ruined a wedding. SEEYA TOMORROW FREEBALLERS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we had someone say a naughty word!!! Lu and Jarch hype up the people of Australia this hump day, they’re turning bad weeks into good ones - one motivational speech at a time. And apparently couples are bonding over their mutual hate for people and things, so Jarch’s wife Steph has sent over a bunch of things her and Jarch both hate…spoiler, one of them is group activities! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mummy is back and she’s apologising to Australia for her sickie yesterday! Today we chat bikini pics after a boss had an argument with an employee. And our HR managers are in the studio… they weigh in on a HR complaint from a lady who wasn’t invited to her colleagues wedding, and we throw some other common workplace issues at them to get an official HR ruling. SEEYA TOMORROW!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mummy is sick today, but don’t worry, Jarch and LP have got you covered!! We caught up with Harry, the man going viral for the greatest crowd catch at the cricket over the weekend. And Judge Jarchy hears another case, today it’s about a couple who broke up right before going on a holiday – what happens to the trip? Lu is back tomorrow, SEEYA THEN! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Lu and Jarch attempt to create a live business jingle while the show is on air, and it might be the best bingle yet!!! Employees in Hong Kong are now allowed to take “tinder breaks”…which is time off work to go on dates! We hear stories from people who have made mistakes that cost them BIG, and we recap the best moments from the week. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s been another viral cake disaster, so today on the show Lu and Jarch decided to decorate a cake for a lucky listener. Single women are apparently making their hinge dates build their flat pack furniture for them – genius! And is the mile high club a real thing? We hear Confessions of a….FLIGHT ATTENDANT! Seeya tomorrow!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today our art installation came to life! Lu and Jarch took to the streets with a bin full of scrunched up paper to see if people would believe it was expensive art. And apparently Aussies are falling in love with AI, so Jarch put Lulu to the test to see if she could tell the difference between her boyfriend Lachy, and ChatGPT. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meryl Streep took a tumble while filming her new movie, so of course we heard some incredible stories on when people have fallen over. Say The Thing is back, and today Jarch takes on the challenge. And Lu has a new food obsession, she thinks Australia will approve but Jarch disagrees. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kicked off this week with some mortifying things kids have done to embarrass their parents. Apparently young people are oversharing too much, so we sent Lu to the coffee shop downstairs and made her overshare…it was awkward and amazing. And Judge Jarchy heard a case that fired up the nation. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Freeball Friday!! Today on the show, Jarch blindfolds Lu and puts something in her mouth. We hear from a man who punctured his heart with his rib! Something green was thrown onto a basketball court which stopped the game, we see if Lu can work out what it was. AND hear how Jarch ruined his own proposal. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone ate an entire roast chicken while walking around a supermarket, so today Lu challenged Jarch to eat one during the show. Bad news for Australia, we’re ranked 7th funniest country in the world. We heard from some veeeery funny listeners who attempted to help raise our rating. And Lu went to sleep on air…sort of! SEEYA TOMORROW FOR FREEBALL FRIDAY!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Lu and Jarch have a crack at Unpack Your…PARTNER! We hear stories from people who have been caught naked, after a man was spotted nude on Google Maps. And Jarch takes on the small talk challenge in the office kitchen to see if his conversation skills are better than Lu’s were yesterday. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We could have a mini Lu/Jarch running around soon… A fan has named their baby “Kelce Taylor” after Travis and Taylor, so today we met Holly. She’s 31 weeks pregnant and open to name suggestions, so Lu and Jarch throw a few at her. Lulu is feeling under the weather today, and it was evident when she dropped an F bomb live on air! And we’ve tested out some “small talk tips” in the office kitchen. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu had a big weekend at the Wallabies game, so she’s wrapped herself in a blanket for today’s show. A lady serenaded a seagull and took it home after a few too many drinks, so we ask the question, what have you taken home on a night out? Plus, Lu read a room completely wrong and killed the vibe at a trivia night, and is Jarch going bald? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.