
Lu & Jarch
Southern Cross Austereo
Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
Location:
Melbourne, VIC
Networks:
Southern Cross Austereo
Description:
Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
Twitter:
@mmmhotbreakfast
Language:
English
Contact:
257 Clarendon Street South Melbourne Vic 3205 1 333 53
Episodes
A world champion penis | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 27
6/27/2025
It’s FREEBALL FRIDAY so we obviously had to talk about the athlete who had a wardrobe malfunction during his 400m hurdles race.
If you’re guilty of peeing in the shower then we’ve got some news for you… AND Lu takes on an entire buck’s party in You VS Lu
SEEYA MONDAY!
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Duration:00:37:21
An alpaca and a passenger from the POOP CRUISE | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 26
6/26/2025
Everyone’s talking about the POOP CRUISE documentary, so Lu and Jarch had a yarn to a passenger who was on board the ship when it happened!
And we hear what the people of Australia have been impaled by (after a lifeguard was impaled by a giant umbrella).
SEEYA TOMORROW FOR FREEBALL FRIDAY!!
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Duration:00:41:09
There was butter chicken all through my bed | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 25
6/25/2025
Doctors are talking bad about us behind our backs, so Lu and Jarch exposed some of their secret codes. Let’s just say you don’t want to see “PITA” written on your notes.
If you’ve ever had hanxiety then we hear some stories that’ll make you feel better. AND Lu prank calls a listener’s boss!
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:37:31
Dispose of the poop discreetly | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 24
6/24/2025
Today on the show, Lu calls the big boss Dave Cameron about some research she’s found…and he’s not happy!
Plus another round of Acker Dacker-oke, AND should non-drinkers have to split the bill equally?
Seeya tomorrow for some hump day humping!
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Duration:00:38:01
Finger goes up a bum once a week!” | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 23
6/23/2025
AC/DC announced their Power Up tour today, so we gave away tickets with the first round of ACKER DACKER-OKE.
We heard the pettiest things people are doing to get back at their exes… AND Lu had an awkward encounter in an elevator (apologies to the man who got stuck with her at 6am).
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:43:06
What would happen if I just KICKED IT? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 20
6/20/2025
OH YEAH! Freeball Friday is upon us again!
Today we launch our new series CONFESSIONS OF A…..and today we hear the deep dark secrets from inside PRISON.
AND….let’s circle back…..OFFICE LINGO. What’s yours? Send us a DM @luandjarch
Stay FREE. See ya Monday for another BIG WEEK!
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Duration:00:42:16
This ep is SO CUTESY! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 19
6/19/2025
Today we heard your cheeky stories about how you made money as a kid…
And…then things really lost the plot….TAROT READINGS ON TRIPLE M!? You betcha!
See ya tomorrow ya Thirsty Thursdayers!
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Duration:00:37:09
A PORK KNUCKLE and 3 GERMANS! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 18
6/18/2025
DOGS are a man’s best friend…but what happens when you let them down…..uh sorry….what happens when THEY let YOU down!?
Plus, we’ve all woken up with something we’ve acquired after a night out. Today we hear what you woke up with!
Stay humpy.
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Duration:00:37:24
See ya next Tuesday! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 17
6/17/2025
Here we go for another BIG TUESDAY SHOW!
Today, we wanted to hear your HARMLESS PRANKS!
And….we plunge you into a LIVE IMPROV!
Plus…do you know what a FOODIE CALL is? Listen and find out.
See you next Tuesday! No excuses.
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Duration:00:39:44
The Intergalactic Gargle Buster | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 16
6/16/2025
Back for another BIG WEEK…
Today we revisit the biggest controversy from last week and ask "did you win big?"...
...And one of our favourite segments makes a return after management declared a RATINGS SPIKE!
Plus....let's unpack ya dad! That'll make sense later.
Ok, enjoy! See ya tomorrow.
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Duration:00:42:00
Freeball Friday! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 13
6/13/2025
It's been a big first week on Lu & Jarch!
And what better way to end the week than freeing yourself downstairs!? It's FREEBALL FRIDAY!
And the feel-good doesn't end there! We heard your WINS OF THE WEEK! Very wholesome.
Catch ya MONDAY!
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Duration:00:42:11
"I was on my knees for 2 days!" | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 12
6/12/2025
Today, Lu shared a very personal health diagnosis....but the Triple M family had her back. ONYA GUYS!
Jarch also shared....an UNHINGED story about him with a pack of dogs.
See ya tomorrow for FREEBALL FRIDAY!
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Duration:00:36:56
Day 2 and our WORST FEARS were realised! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 11
6/11/2025
Our national afternoon radio show was off to a flyer! The bosses were happy. Advertisers were thrilled. Listeners got around us.
And then today's show happened....
Jarch broke the cardinal rule of radio...DON'T SWEAR...especially when kids are in the car listening!
Oh, and we had a caller that refused to get to the point of his story.
Strap in. Tomorrow will be better. Promise!
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Duration:00:40:05
DAY ONE and someone has ALREADY dropped an F-Bomb! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 10
6/10/2025
Oh G'Day! We're your new friends on Triple M every weekday arvo from 2-4pm!
First show had it all! We went on the hunt for Australia's Longest Loo Break, we had a zoo on-air, and we asked "did you get shot"!? Oh....and someone dropped an F-Bomb....enjoy!
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Duration:00:43:02
Lu & Jarch Coming Soon to Triple M
6/5/2025
Lu & Jarch, Coming to Triple M's early drive next Tuesday
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Duration:00:01:17
Put your balls where you mouth are | The Marty Sheargold Show Podcast February 14
2/14/2025
Billy Brownless joined us ahead of the Rush Hour's show live from LIV Golf in Adelaide, Marty gave Billy a fun fact about what LIV means and then we find out your fun facts/ I did not know that; we realised that one of the "facts" wasn't quite correct. Adam Gilchrist joins us and we relive the week that was in our week in review.
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Duration:01:37:43
Goats & Chickens | The Marty Sheargold Show Podcast February 13
2/13/2025
We have the world's longest edition of Yearbook, it's a two-parter! We asked what you've never eaten (and no we didn't need body parts) and have a Five-Naughty-Five edition, pretty naughty.
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Duration:01:42:06
Seafood & Ladies | The Marty Sheargold Show Podcast February 12
2/12/2025
Private plates gets a run and we have our new fav laugh, we check in and ask when did you get sick on holidays and who are your dumb mates, and Ed Sheeran features in our stories from the sub.
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Duration:01:45:50
That's Next Level! | Best Of | The Marty Sheargold Show Podcast February 11
2/11/2025
We're reliving some of our favourites so far this year ... Classic tale from Testicle Tuesday and a nail biting Troyographwill, through to a Dunce Academy. We check what your Guilty Pleasure songs are and what Nonsexual male habits Women Find Sexy.
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Duration:00:47:08
Known a lot of Beavers | The Marty Sheargold Show Podcast February 06
2/6/2025
We ask What did the Pet Ruin and What are you Allergic to, there's some stuff about Beavers and Bill Murray and we play TroyographWill.
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Duration:01:48:27