Lu & Jarch

Happy Freeball Friday!!!! Jarch performs his best business jingle yet, for our listener Josh. Lu is having a bit of a hairy issue… with her moustache. And we have a new segment called SAY THE THING, we think it’s a keeper! SEEYA MONDAY!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu embodies a character called “Sandra” and prank calls a listener’s boss. A lady has named her child after Vaseline, so we hear some other shocking names! And what killed the mood? A groom pushed his bride into a pool on their wedding day, and people are mad about it! SEEYA TOMORROW FOR FREEBALL FRIDAY See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever had a run in with your mother in law? On todays show we hear some horror stories that might make you feel better. Plus, Lu has a shocker in You VS Lu, and Jarch has had a rumour spread about him…and it’s not great. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unpack Your Dad is back for Chewbacca Tuesday! Plus we hear some first date disaster stories, after a woman went on a first date then sent 65,000 text messages! AND we meet this week’s business owner, Josh. Hot tip, the incoming bingle is a big one! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking off the week with a fun one!!! Lu’s boyfriend Lachy drops by the studio to verse Jarch in a game of “Who Knows Lu Better?”. Judge Jarchy is back for our juiciest debate yet! And over 17 million Americans thought chocolate milk came from brown cows, so we hear the dumbest things YOU thought were true. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Freeball Friday!!! Today we debut a brand new business jingle – this week it’s for Tammy and her online business! We hear some stories about ridiculous requests from bosses, and Lu has been in trouble for her potty mouth! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Jarch receives his official foot rating, but did he beat Lu? We also hear from listeners who have fallen asleep in rogue places. And Lu and Jarch prank their family and friends, DON’T FREAK OUT. SEEYA TOMORROW FOR FREEBALL FRIDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Lu and Jarch caught up with their heroes… the cast of The Castle! A career highlight chatting to Michael Caton, Stephen Curry and Anthony Simcoe. We also hear some unhinged poo stories, and we need you to rate Jarch’s feet! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On todays show, Lu and Jarch meet a new business owner who would looove a Business Jingle. Judge Jarchy is back – today he’s weighing in on a dilemma that’s been blowing up online. And Lu nearly died… sort of! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a happy and free Freeball Friday! Lu & Jarch set the record straight on the dating rumours. We’ve got some funny stories from people who misread social cues and made things awkward, and Lu and Jarch debut their business jingle for GLENN WILL DO IT live for the first time. SEE YA NEXT TUESDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On todays show, Lu and Jarch help listener Tristan write a text to send to his girlfriend. And if you love a good yarn then our segment “Confessions With A” is back, and today it’s Confessions with a FIREFIGHTER! SEEYA TOMORROW FOR FREEBALL FRIDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, we hear the backhanded compliments people have been receiving. Plus, a survey of the office has revealed the most attractive and least attractive hobbies for women… and let’s just say, things aren’t looking good for Lu. Unpack Your Dad is back, and we give away ACDC tickets! SEEYA TOMORROW!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JUDGE JARCHY kicked off today, where a spicy dilemma divided the dog lovers of Australia. Something happened at the coffee shop downstairs that had Jarch dishing out multiple apologies. And Lu and Jarch meet a 6ft3, 140kg man who loves strawberry milk. SEEYA TOMORROW FOR SOME HUMPING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a chaotic start to another week! There’s a new trend called Hamstering (don’t look it up unless you’re over 18). A woman has swallowed her friends house key to stop her leaving the pub early, and Shane calls in with a nickname he’s given to his lazy colleagues behind their backs. Catchya tomorrow for SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s FREEBALL FRIDAY so we obviously had to talk about the athlete who had a wardrobe malfunction during his 400m hurdles race. If you’re guilty of peeing in the shower then we’ve got some news for you… AND Lu takes on an entire buck’s party in You VS Lu SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone’s talking about the POOP CRUISE documentary, so Lu and Jarch had a yarn to a passenger who was on board the ship when it happened! And we hear what the people of Australia have been impaled by (after a lifeguard was impaled by a giant umbrella). SEEYA TOMORROW FOR FREEBALL FRIDAY!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doctors are talking bad about us behind our backs, so Lu and Jarch exposed some of their secret codes. Let’s just say you don’t want to see “PITA” written on your notes. If you’ve ever had hanxiety then we hear some stories that’ll make you feel better. AND Lu prank calls a listener’s boss! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu calls the big boss Dave Cameron about some research she’s found…and he’s not happy! Plus another round of Acker Dacker-oke, AND should non-drinkers have to split the bill equally? Seeya tomorrow for some hump day humping! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AC/DC announced their Power Up tour today, so we gave away tickets with the first round of ACKER DACKER-OKE. We heard the pettiest things people are doing to get back at their exes… AND Lu had an awkward encounter in an elevator (apologies to the man who got stuck with her at 6am). SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OH YEAH! Freeball Friday is upon us again! Today we launch our new series CONFESSIONS OF A…..and today we hear the deep dark secrets from inside PRISON. AND….let’s circle back…..OFFICE LINGO. What’s yours? Send us a DM @luandjarch Stay FREE. See ya Monday for another BIG WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.