The Essential Guide to Forestry and Tree Management
Conrad Riker
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
Why Weak Trees—And Weak Men—Are Destroying Our Forests (And How To Fix Both)
Sick of watching forests decay under ‘sensitive’ management?
Tired of being told masculinity is toxic while ecosystems collapse?
Angry that ‘protected’ forests burn faster than gender studies degrees?
1. Reclaim control of forests hijacked by emotional policymaking.
2. Debunk the myth that “untouched” wilderness beats disciplined harvesting.
3. Master chainsaw tactics that built empires from Rome to Roosevelt.
4. Crush invasive species—and invasive ideologies—with C.R.I.S.P.R.-engineered pines.
5. Unlock the Stoic logger’s code: productivity without complaint.
6. Reverse wildfire disasters caused by “let it burn” naivety.
7. Dominate urban tree boards before Karens plant flammable ornamentals.
8. Profit from beetle-kill timber while beta environmentalists cry.
If you want to chainsaw through eco-hysteria and plant the seeds of civilization’s rebirth—buy this book today.
Duration - 5h.
Author - Conrad Riker.
Narrator - Digital Voice Alistair G.
Published Date - Tuesday, 07 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 Conrad Riker ©.
Location:
United States
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Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Why Weak Trees—And Weak Men—Are Destroying Our Forests (And How To Fix Both) Sick of watching forests decay under ‘sensitive’ management? Tired of being told masculinity is toxic while ecosystems collapse? Angry that ‘protected’ forests burn faster than gender studies degrees? 1. Reclaim control of forests hijacked by emotional policymaking. 2. Debunk the myth that “untouched” wilderness beats disciplined harvesting. 3. Master chainsaw tactics that built empires from Rome to Roosevelt. 4. Crush invasive species—and invasive ideologies—with C.R.I.S.P.R.-engineered pines. 5. Unlock the Stoic logger’s code: productivity without complaint. 6. Reverse wildfire disasters caused by “let it burn” naivety. 7. Dominate urban tree boards before Karens plant flammable ornamentals. 8. Profit from beetle-kill timber while beta environmentalists cry. If you want to chainsaw through eco-hysteria and plant the seeds of civilization’s rebirth—buy this book today. Duration - 5h. Author - Conrad Riker. Narrator - Digital Voice Alistair G. Published Date - Tuesday, 07 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Conrad Riker ©.
Language:
English
Copyright
Duration:00:00:36
Disclaimer
Duration:00:00:43
Preface
Duration:00:02:43
Introduction
Duration:00:02:18
Chapter 1 The Axe and the Empire – How Men Built Civilization with Timber 5
Duration:00:12:29
Chapter 2 Chainsaw Psychology – Cutting Weakness from Body and Forest 13
Duration:00:11:44
Chapter 3 The Father-Less Forest – Consequences of Absentee Stewardship 20
Duration:00:11:45
Chapter 4 Feminized Firestorms – How Feelings Burned Down California 28
Duration:00:11:22
Chapter 5 Sons of Soil – Raising Boys Who Conquer Nature 35
Duration:00:12:38
Chapter 6 The Testosterone Tree – Biological Basis of Arboreal Dominance 43
Duration:00:11:44
Chapter 7 Widowmakers – When Trees (And Women) Turn Toxic 51
Duration:00:11:30
Chapter 8 Lumber vs. Laptops – Digital Weakness in Forestry 58
Duration:00:12:11
Chapter 9 Prison Timber – How Convicts Built Better Men 66
Duration:00:12:03
Chapter 10 Carbon Cowboys – Profiting from Climate Panic 74
Duration:00:12:00
Chapter 11 The Divorce Forest – How Trees Outlast Marriage 81
Duration:00:11:52
Chapter 12 Beetle Battalions – Winning the Insect War 88
Duration:00:13:13
Chapter 13 Urban Lumberjacks – Reclaiming City Jungles 96
Duration:00:12:17
Chapter 14 Nordic Timber Gods – Scandinavian Secrets Revealed 104
Duration:00:11:49
Chapter 15 The Brotherhood of Bark – Secret Societies of Forestry 112
Duration:00:13:09
Chapter 16 Widowmaker Investments – Timber Futures Trading 121
Duration:00:12:37
Chapter 17 The Divorce Oak – Legal Loopholes in Tree Law 129
Duration:00:12:02
Chapter 18 The Testosterone Grove – Hardwoods That Boost Manhood 137
Duration:00:12:09
Chapter 19 The Lumberjack Diet – Fuel for Felling Giants 145
Duration:00:11:17
Chapter 20 Chainsaw Confidential – Confessions of a Timber Tyrant 152
Duration:00:12:21
Chapter 21 The Father Fir – Missing Parents, Dying Forests 160
Duration:00:12:48
Chapter 22 The Divorce Log Splitter – Metaphysics of Separation 168
Duration:00:13:30
Chapter 23 Sons of the Soil – Primogeniture in Forestry 177
Duration:00:11:47
Chapter 24 The Final Cut – Your Legacy in Timber 184
Duration:00:11:42
Epilogue
Duration:00:02:38