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Episode 151: Rusty AF
12/1/2019
Yeah...so...about that absence...
We finally come back to talk about the NBA season! Kielen manages to "technical difficulty" his way through the 1st 15 mins. Then we give you updates on our personal lives and FINALLY manage to work in some hoops talk! Podcast pros!
Duration:01:09:30
Episode 150: Summer Half-Ass Extravaganza!
7/15/2019
We finally showed up! Tristan & Kielen tackle this crazy NBA off-season. Then we realize why we don't do shows during the off-season. Then we stop and get back to summer.
Duration:00:46:42
Episode 149: Broomsday Pt. 2
5/30/2019
It’s TWO clean sweeps! 2018-19 Season Wrap-up - Part 2
Duration:00:38:35
Episode 149: Broomsday Pt. 1
5/30/2019
It’s TWO clean sweeps! 2018-19 Season Wrap-up - Part 1
Duration:01:13:31
Episode 148: GAMEDAY! (03/23/19)
3/25/2019
PISTONS @ BLAZERS GAMEDAY (03/23/19)
Duration:00:15:06
Episode 147: Peter Pan Ref
3/12/2019
Both teams looking good - The Year of Absolution: All Must Suffer - Robo-Ref - Jimmy Butler was right - Playoff Officiating is Coming - Keeping Perspective - Great PGs can't coach - Sacramento Poop Sandwiches - Blazers Playoff Chances - Subjective Fouls (See excerpt) - East/West Matchup of the Week
Foul Rule: https://official.nba.com/rule-no-12-fouls-and-penalties/#foultypes
Excerpt: "...a. A player shall not...charge into...an opponent by extending a hand, arm, leg or knee or by bending...
Duration:01:15:27
Episode 146: Vince, don't listen to this one
2/27/2019
Don't give up? - The Ice Man cometh - Dre silences his haters, but they're still talking - Salty Pacers Fans - Lebron stans quiet AF - Trouble in Lakerland - Guarded optimism - Playoff postulations - East/West Matchup of the Week
Duration:00:59:25
Episode 145: I'm the positive one???
2/12/2019
Healthy again! - Pistons make decisive moves - Player expectations - Lakers try to give away their roster - Still listening to Lavar Ball - How to teams gel after the trade deadline - 1st Playoff Push Pass - East/West Matchup of the Week - A dick in the chat
Duration:01:10:30
Episode 144: Why the Lakers?
2/5/2019
The infirmary/House Woes - Pistons talent disparity - "Rebuild on the Fly" is a myth - The guy with the clipboard - Trade deadline approaching - Why the Lakers? - The Ewing Curse - Blazers make a trade - No one wants Melo - New Orleans Power Struggle - East West Matchup of the Week
Duration:01:02:46
Episode 143: Can Popcorn Jerry from Sec. 225 Ball?
1/21/2019
3:55 - You need actual NBA players
13:10 - Things change...We're old and can't handle it
17:21 - Refs: Improve or GTFO
29:24 - Boogie returns / Who's more valuable to GS?
38:05 - RCBB fix the draft
1:02:40 - Only use APPROVED stats
1:08:40 - East/West Matchup of the Week
Duration:01:12:37
Episode 142: Slide That Under the Weed Tree
12/16/2018
4:25 - We're here, but not
11:30 - GM's must be better
19:40 - What's a "proven coach?"
30:57 - Jailblazers or Inhaleblazers?
42:20 - Move a team or expand?
48:00 - Is there a seedy NBA underbelly?
55:12 - Worst trade execution ever
1:02:00 - East/West Matchup of the Week
Duration:01:07:33
Episode 141: Eddie Murphy Type
12/10/2018
6:50 - The most boring trade ever
10:30 - The NBA's Eddie Murphy Type
35:45 - .500 ball
44:35 - ESPN to get mashed?
52:20 - Blazers + Western Conference competitiveness
1:01:13 - East West Matchup of the Week
Duration:01:03:48
Episode 140: Boban Dancing Meme
12/2/2018
2:50 - Golden State Shit Show
11:00 - Rip City Bad Boys LOVE Hakeem Olajuwon
22:45 - Is Carmelo Wayman Tisdale?
36:25 - F**k Loyalty
45:30 - Cellar dwellers
52:10 - Praise for Casey
1:01:28 - East West Matchup of the Week
Duration:01:07:32
Episode 139: Listen here, Bitch!
11/19/2018
4:25 - Warriors going to war?
23:20 - Blazers are kicking ass
26:30 - What show did you think you were listening to?
33:10 - Stop with the stats
47:35 - Kawhi is pretty good
1:00:30 - East West Matchup of the Week
Duration:01:07:34
Episode 138: More Grey
11/13/2018
3:14 - Portland Podcast Festival
9:00 - Mediocre is the worst
16:05 - Lonzo/Lakers still not hot
20:20 - Carmelo never helps
22:30 - Let go, Sonics fans
26:30 - 50 makes you a god
29:00 - F the Hate Train
43:05 - Butler shakes up the East
50:30 - More grey
1:00:30 - East West Matchup of the Week
Duration:01:04:17
Episode 137: Defense is Dead
11/7/2018
1:59 - Detroit has crashed back to Earth
5:54 - Dre can't win
29:30 - Who's going to drop off?
35:50 - The Knicks are hopeless
42:00 - Defense is dead
53:30 - All Kielen wants is…
55:06 - Playing it safe
58:17 - Butler still owning the Wolves
1:02:25 - Cleveland sucks
1:06:35 - East West Matchup of the Week
Duration:01:09:42
Episode 136: The Season Begins!
10/22/2018
1:15 - Kielen hates technology
5:30 - The season is here!
10:00 - Kielen was WRONG
17:30 - 1st Look at Dwayne Casey
23:25 - Top 4 Pistons: Sold - The rest: Trash
29:20 - Portland's defensive struggle in the win
31:15 - 2-guard tools
43:00 - To spit or not to spit (Rondo/Paul fight)
52.21 - Jimmy Butler...resting?
56:13 - East West Matchup of the Week
Duration:00:59:47
Episode 135: Back for the 2018-2019 NBA Season
9/30/2018
We're back! - Offseason Moves - Color Us Unimpressed - Meyers Leonard: The Height of White Privilege - Players Love Portland - Opening Day Massacre
Duration:01:28:42
Episode 134: Backdraft! Pt. 2
6/25/2018
2 idiots. 2 hours. 2 parts. We back!!! …and we pretty much hit everything EXCEPT the draft…
Duration:01:19:36
Episode 134: Backdraft! Pt. 1
6/25/2018
2 idiots. 2 hours. 2 parts. We back!!! …and we pretty much hit everything EXCEPT the draft…
Duration:00:41:02