Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel

Joel threw open the doors to his Melbourne Comedy Festival show Thanks For Being Here and, mate, the who's who of reality royalty and Aussie faves turned up. Picture Gamble and Pettifleur sippin’ bubbles with Dr Kate, Susie and Kyla from Housewives, Ash Pollard, Lucy Durack, Khanh Ong, Zoe Badwi, Myf Warhurst, Grant Denyer, Urzila Carlson… and that's just scratching the surface. It was basically a Logies afterparty but with more laughs and less awkward speeches. Meanwhile, Robert Irwin’s stripped off for Bonds — There are lizards, snakes, spiders... and a fair bit of crikey energy. Steve would be proud. Plus, it’s New Music Friday and we meet Delia—Britain’s first female bouncer who wants to rebrand herself as an “ejection technician”. Honestly, same. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tina Arena popped in and absolutely tore the roof off. We’re talking truth bombs, taped boobs, and tour dates, betch. She’s hitting the road around Australia through April and May for her Don’t Ask Again tour (yes, the hits are coming), and she'll be lighting up the Australian Idol grand finale this Sunday night on Channel 7. We covered everything from Splendour memories and Matt Corby duets to keeping the dream alive without chasing the fantasy. And look—Tina says if you’re not in this game for the right reason? Get out. Queen energy only. Also, she might call us next time she’s on mushrooms. Fingers crossed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys, Tom Cruise paid tribute to Val Kilmer with a minute’s silence at CinemaCon, following Val’s passing from pneumonia at 65. Jason Momoa rolled up to a London pub in a Rolls Royce, parked in a disabled spot, necked two Guinness and vanished. Jeff Bezos has booked every water taxi in Venice ahead of his June wedding on his $500M yacht. And Cyndi Lauper dropped into a Melbourne op shop and bought out the entire store. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jo gave up money in 2015 and hasn’t bought a thing since—living off donations, expired food, and washable cloths for wees. For her birthday? Bags of rice. Sustainable or just straight-up rough? Let’s discuss. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you give up money forever? A woman named Jo has, and she’s been living off donations, expired food, and—get this—washable wee cloths since 2015! Meanwhile, one mum had the shock of her life when she found out what her toddler was snacking on… and let’s just say, Grandpa is not where she left him. We also dive into some truly unhinged celeb news—Maggie Gyllenhaal’s rocking a $3600 hair tie, Blake Lively’s slinging doughnuts for fun, and Glen Powell gives a cryptic answer about Sydney Sweeney. Oh, and Obama? He’s out here photobombing family portraits like it’s his full-time job. Plus, Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm (yep, you read that right) to keep her voice in top shape, and science confirms what we already knew: sleep after a session just hits different. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andy Lee drops by for a chat, and as always, he brings the laughs! We get the scoop on his latest kids' book project (featuring a very flamboyant Joel), the return of The Hundred, and his unexpected four-year mission to create the perfect dim sim. Plus, we dive into his new Aussie pub in New York and, of course, put his skills to the test in a heated game of Quick Draw! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flying first class? Luxurious. Sitting next to that guy? Nightmare fuel. A woman on a flight from NYC to Milan thought she was in for a relaxing trip—until her seatmate started throwing back champagne like it was happy hour. Then, when the lights dimmed… let’s just say he got real comfortable. Hit play for the full story—and maybe pack some blindfolds for your next flight. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good slay! A woman in India covered her car in cow poo to keep it cool. Smells like a steamy solution. Kamala Harris is heading to the Gold Coast for a real estate talk. For $319K, she’d better throw in a free house. Bill Murray revealed Bruce Willis used to refill M&Ms at SNL. Even Die Hard started somewhere. Liza Minnelli is getting a Lifetime Achievement Award on Drag Race. Iconic behaviour. Mark Zuckerberg is now richer than Jeff Bezos. That’s a lot of Facebook Marketplace scams. And a bloke in first class got a bit too comfortable mid-flight. The flight attendant? Unbothered. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Block your ears because Joel is gonna scream! Kamala Harris has announced she will be flying to the Gold Coast and speaking at the Australasian Real Estate Conference... hear more details from Joel now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's show is wild from start to finish! A former flight attendant reveals the disgusting things people do with hotel kettles (you’ll never make a cup of tea again). A company has invented realistic foot covers for people who hate their toes but still want to rock open-toed shoes. We break down last night's Australian Idol drama—Ricki left us hanging with an iconic cliffhanger! The Beatles biopic has locked in its all-star cast, and we have all the details. A scientific study has found that the smell of donuts can increase blood flow to the downstairs department... we’ll just leave that there. And of course, the Glossys are packed with Hollywood tea—Lizzo’s trainer shuts down Ozempic rumors, Trump chats Tiger, and Yungblud gets emotional with a fan. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got all the biggest showbiz updates in today's Glossy’s! 🎸 The Beatles biopic series has locked in a killer cast—Paul Mescal as McCartney, Harris Dickinson as Lennon, Joseph Quinn as Harrison, and Barry Keoghan as Ringo! Four separate films dropping in 2028. 🏋️‍♂️ Lizzo’s trainer shuts down the Ozempic rumours and tells people to mind their business! 🐯 Trump weighs in on Tiger Woods and Vanessa Trump’s rumored romance—because of course he does. 🎤 And Yungblud had the sweetest response to a fan who said he saved her life. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Natalie put her mate Shaamili up for a huge challenge to score $10K thanks to Hard Rated (18+, Drink Responsibly)… and now Shaamili's getting inked live in the studio! 😱 With Bondi Ink’s Madi and Deja on standby, Ricki’s taking Shaamili in to get the mystery tatt—while Natalie waits for the big reveal. What’s the design? Will Shaamili regret this forever?! Listen now to find out! 🎧🔥 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who knew nannies had such scandalous lives?! After Fran Drescher revealed she’s all about friends with benefits these days, we opened the lines to hear your wildest nanny stories—and WOW. Affairs, secret rendezvous, and even one nanny who had a double life that left us speechless. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a Boys Club today—just Tim and Joel running loose, and trust us, things got wild! We kicked off with a woman faking a pregnancy just to save on baggage fees (genius or insane?), then got into the great Canadiano vs. Americano coffee war. Mailbag delivered some top-tier listener messages, and we keep you up to date with Idol last night. The Glossys had us buzzing about The White Lotus cast hitting Australia, but the real tea? Fran Drescher’s spicy dating life had callers spilling wild nanny stories. Plus, breast milk ice cream—would you try it? And finally, we hit rock bottom (literally) with workplace dumps, after a guy in South Africa peed and pooed all over his job site thinking he won the lottery. 💩 Absolute carnage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A baby brand named Frida is shaking up the dessert game with a breast milk-flavoured ice cream! 🤯 Set to drop in 9 months’ time (very on brand), this flavour has sparked some serious debate. But here’s the kicker—70% of mums have admitted to trying their own milk, and half of them actually called it delicious! Would you give it a go, or is this one flavour too far? 👀 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deciding what to watch is officially a full-time job—stats say Aussies spend 11 days a year just scrolling for a movie! We might need to start a Movie Club to cut down the decision fatigue. Ricki found a cop who could go head-to-head with Busta Rhymes in a breathalyser test, and honestly, we need this man on a track ASAP. Plus, it’s New Music Friday, so we’re diving into the freshest bangers out now! Over in the Glossys, Sydney Sweeney has called off her wedding, Will Smith just got his own street in Philly, and Keanu Reeves casually saved a bunch of stranded airline passengers with a rescue road trip—because of course he did. Meanwhile, a new dating app study reckons guys with names starting with ‘D’ or ‘T’ are the hottest (Tim is suddenly feeling very seen). And if you need a break from all the scrolling, Corona Island—yes, created by the beer brand—is now open to the public. Sun, sand, and cervezas? Don’t mind if we do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We knew the struggle was real, but 11 days a year just scrolling for something to watch?! HBO Max has crunched the numbers, and Aussies are spending 42 minutes a day in a streaming spiral—37 minutes on weekdays, a whopping 56 minutes on weekends! And it’s not just us—9 in 10 people reckon they get full-blown decision paralysis when picking a show. Maybe we need a national Movie Club to sort this out… or at least a ‘no scrolling’ timer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tonight got a bit real as Joel shared what went down at the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala when the show was suddenly stopped. Then we asked—how lazy is too lazy? A British bloke is going viral for eating straight off glad-wrapped cutlery, and honestly, we’re not sure if it’s genius or just gross. We also took a look at the insane prices tourists are paying to stay at the Four Seasons hotel, aka this season’s White Lotus set. Spoiler: It’s giving “sell a kidney” vibes. Over in the Glossys, Jeff Bezos' wedding guest list has been leaked (big names, big money), and we found out that Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markle have been hanging out—Goop x Sussex crossover, anyone? Oh, and in the most cursed fact of the day, Tim dropped the truth about where vanilla flavouring actually comes from… and let’s just say, you’ll never look at your ice cream the same way again. Then, our mate Matt Moran swung by for a round of Quick Draw—was he as sharp as his knives? Only one way to find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel shares his firsthand account of last night’s Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala, which was abruptly canceled after a tragic medical emergency in the audience. As he waited backstage, miscommunication delayed the realization of the severity of the situation. He reflects on the chaos, the emotional toll, and the festival's decision to stop the show out of respect. It’s a sobering moment in an industry where "the show must go on"—until it can’t. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gang’s back together, and we’re kicking things off with Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, who explains why you are getting an extra fiver a week thanks to the budget! A United Airlines flight had to turn around because the pilot forgot his passport—how does that even happen? In the Glossys, Garcelle quits RHOBH, Pedro Pascal reveals his extreme coffee habit, and Sydney Sweeney fuels breakup rumors. Plus, a Squid Game-style contestant smuggled Yorkshire puddings onto set… because addiction is real. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.