The Courtney Show

We save all the most exciting topics for Fridays! Today we covered all the boring things we can't help talking about. Brando dazzles us with another stellar Finally Friday Song (with a long-distance dedication) and we get The Ick with Lance Hildebrand See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Millennial Afton was under attack today - or at least she felt like she was...you know Millennials (so sensitive!). It all came to a head when she accused Brando of writing a fake story just to attack her outfit choice of the day. Plus we had LOTS of food news, a totally hypothetical Court's Court situation and we all struggled with the words today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's National Radio Day so we bring an extra dose of radio broadcast excellence to the show today with our memories of the PBS classic, Zoom. Plus we learn some more about each other with Wheel of Questions and we get to talk to a mystery guest on Who's On The Hotline. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We start the show off with some pre-Food Court food talk that included learning about what Afton's husband Ryan calls "brown dinner." Then we really lean into the food news with lots of potato talk. Plus Tuesday Tidbits, new slang words and a scientific update on toilet seat covers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's St. Louis Burger Week so we had Liz from St. Louis Magazine and Mike from Hi-Pointe stop by with delicious burgers! Plus we had Strong Opinions and talked about dumb things we did as youths. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Friday so Lance Hildebrand joined us for some Missed Connections and we think one of them has a real chance to find each other. Let's make it happen! Plus, another hilarious Finally Friday song from Brando. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tim Convy was up to filling the shoes of the absent Afton for the day and the early reviews say he did a great job. You be the judge! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The back-to-school stress and having to get a station photo taken has really gotten to Afton. So much so that she doesn't even know what day it is. Plus, Courtney has more food for the gang to try and she set up an amazing Who's On The Hotline Interview. Also, Brando has beef with Captain Jack Sparrow. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tuesday Tidbits inspired the title of this episode when Courtney shared a crazy fact about Abraham Lincoln. We also tried some Trader Joe's fan favorites and played a new game involving Afton's love for TikTok. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's back to school season so we shared our some of our school memories, including how Courtney wasn't favored because of her "dirty blonde" hair so she never got to play Mary in the school Christmas program. Afton tells the tale of almost vomiting at school and her teacher wheeling her to the bathroom in a desk chair. And Brando watched a highly inappropriate cartoon in class. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's International Cat Day so we provide steady reminders about adopting Gretchen and Reggie, the cats Brando fostered. Plus we get a Finally Friday Song about Tim's ear wax problem and we get The Ick with Lance Hildebrand. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did we go to the Herb Alpert show last night? No, we sure didn't. Did we end up mentioning Herb Alpert a bunch for some reason? Yup. Plus we unveil the new What's Poppin' with Afton segment and we get into some family drama in Court's Court. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Things that are great for radio...miming and dancing...we do both today. Plus, another First Five Notes Loser and Wheel of Questions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tim Convy joined us to fill in for Brando and he brought an entire punk band - The Misfit Machine - with him. We get to hear them perform one of the many Disney hits they'll be playing at Can You Feel The Punk Tonight and if this doesn't put you in a good mood, nothing will. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a Monday so words are hard and our memories aren't as sharp and that was a running theme today. Plus we have strong opinions on eyebrows, milk and parking garages. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A great Friday full of fun - Tommy Davidson joins us, Brando nails it on his Finally Friday Song about our first-ever First Five Notes loser, and after a tough week for First Five Notes, we have the most delightful contestant, Tim, bring home a victory so we do the rest of the show just for him. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Animatronic skeleton, tarantula, Beetlejuice, Michael McDonald - is there any impression Brando can't do?! We hear them all today. Plus, Afton makes a lot of mistakes, Tim makes a guest appearance, and we're saving marriages in Court's Court. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

History was made on The Courtney Show today...we had our first-ever loser on First Five Notes. What an ordeal! Plus we had Alan Hunter for our Who's on the Hotline guest and we learned a stretch to help you avoid jowls. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

An innocent story about the nicknames we give our significant others takes a wrong turn right out of the gate and, let's be honest, we have a hard time getting it back on track. Plus we cover funny names for robot vacuums, movies that were our favorites as kids that are actually terrible movies and Tuesday Tidbits. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lots of Monroe County Fair talk to start off the show today. The best rides and food that Brando and his kids did and didn't try. Plus we listen to some instrumentals that actually made it into the Top 40 back in the day and we have Strong Opinions on road signs and stuff we're seeing too much on the socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.