Rover's Morning Glory

Rover hears a constant ringing in his ears. Has Krystle told skinny she loves him? Jeffrey wears high thigh socks. What is the percentage of incoming Harvard college students that are virgins, have drank any alcohol, or smoked marijuana? Krsytle and Charlie did not have fake IDs to underage drink. A secret service agent and congressman get into a screaming match over a 9/11 anniversary event. Rover asked Duji to marry him while he was sleeping. Predicitions for 2025. Will Duji get laid, does JLR get bedbugs again, will Charlie finally ask Christa to marry him, does Snitz get down to his ideal weight, will Krystle get pregnant to trap Skinny, does bankruptcy box finally get finished and will Dieter come back to the show?

Rover was late. Who is the #1 listener? B2 sent Rover an organized list, in September, of things she would like him to get done. Stripper Scott eats in his car, so his cats won't steal his food and talks about spending his Thanksgiving with an escort. A couple has been arrested for child abuse after they tried to give their child an at home circumcision. The origins of "Peter Bolook." Is Krystle a "pick me girl?" Video of UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson, fatally shot in New York City. LL Cool J thinks people will one day recognize him as the most influential rapper of all time. Rover claims to have never heard the song Juicy by the Notoriuous B.I.G. or Big Poppa. OJ Simpson's ex bodyguard claims to have a recorded confession.

Rover doesn't know if B2 votes. The Larocque's share one phone charging cable. Snitzer has been trying to open a pineapple without a knife. Carnival cruise bans upside down pineapples on cabin doors. There has been an increase in STDs. Many people are concerned about Mary Elisabeth. Tomas applied for a job. Should Krystle take Tomas out for a night of fun? Britney Spears birthday announcement. Duji feels sorry for B2. It is still freezing in the studio. Institute for Justice released a video showing a passenger being hassled by the DEA.

Jeffrey explains tariffs but cannot explain why his wife went to the doctor. Snitzer is worried about MEWL. JLR got in trouble for sharing the text between him and his wife. Two guys were arrested for sneaking into a football game dressed as construction workers. Video of a child having a temper tantrum at Wal-Mart. Duji witnessed a theft at the grocery store. A caller was shot three times by his 13-year-old son. A teenager is suing his parents for sending him away to a boarding school in Africa. What did Krystle do for Thanksgiving? People hate the latest Jaguar car concept video. Rawdon Glover.

Duji believes her mom got a new phone number. Jeffrey wasn't invited to his brother's Thanksgiving feast. Duji was placing bets on Draftkings during the break. Charlie is a cheater. Hunter Biden was pardoned. Charlie and Krystle's trip to Casa Bonita. Rover went down to Miami and was attacked at a restaurant. Video of a UFC fighter getting elbowed in the anus. Michigan attempted to plant their flag in the middle of the field after their win against The Ohio State University. MEWL walked to her doctor's appointment and asked JLR to make sure Tomas was breathing. Director Joe Berlinger joins the show to talk about the JonBenét Ramsey case. Does asthma go away on its own?

Rover still has not talked to Dieter. Charlie is going to Denver. Jeffrey might write a journal for his kids to read. Duji has not talked to her mom in a month. Jeffrey's son has put in a job application. Jussie Smollett conviction overturned by Illinois Supreme Court. Wisconsin kayaker who faked death says he is safe but won't reveal his location, won't come home. Family fears missing woman Hannah Kobayashi was trafficked. Menendez brother in secret relationship that can put release at risk.

The truth about Jeffrey's grumpiness comes to light. I bet my bottom dollar. Is Charlie getting manicures? Rover goes down a rabbit hole after Jill the Pill calls to ask about the intro music. It cost $25 million for Elton John to produce a musical that was canceled after just five performances. What happened to JLR doing pushups for veterans? Food reviewer, Keith Lee's viewers spot a worm in the sushi he was eating. Krystle and Charlie are going to Casa Bonita in Denver which closed down due to a sewage smell. Rover would try to stop someone from opening a plane door, but he would never help breakup a situation on the street. Update to the pickleball face kick. Charlie was beat up by two beef cake hunks in Canada. Dad hires a prostitute for his 13-year-old son. A church in Switzerland is using AI Jesus to listen to your confessions. Charlie confesses. Duji keeps the Saint of travelling in her car.

Colonoscopy consultation, pause. Jeffrey joins in on the Trump dance. AI says Rover died in 2023. Comments Jake Paul made after his match with Mike Tyson could get him into legal trouble. Snitz bet $50 on the fight. FDA has sent a warning letter out to people who purchase Tom's of Maine toothpaste. Liam Payne was sending nude photos of himself to his ex and her family. People are upset with the latest Coca-Cola commercial. A woman was scammed by a man she met on Tinder who claimed he needed help cashing out a life insurance policy. JLR is trying manage his money better. The rice and soup diet. Duji bought more crypto. Kim Kardashian hangs out with her new friend, a Tesla robot.

Pause is still causing confusion. Is Krystle turning into a female Dieter? Video of a pickleball match that gets aggressive. Rover was kicked in the head when in Denver. Why can't Jeffrey's family help him with the laundry? Has it been 12 years or 14 years? Who is hotter, the guy Duji had her last romp with or Skinny? A doctor in Arkansas has been suspended after a video shows him walking around nude. Donald Trump's dance move has become a viral sensation. Duji hasn't spoken to her mother in a month. The chicken bone is gone. A blogger for Forbes magazine helped her husband launder stolen crypto currency. How to "winterproof" your vagina. Snitz misses eating bread. Duji stuffing hand warmers into her bra.

How many times can you wear a shirt before it is considered dirty?They have perpendicular work schedules. Only one show member is happy about their Draftkings bets. Being a hot girl will get you farther than being a smart guy. Infowars. Guys suffer from winter penis. The outcome of the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight. How did Jeffrey's doctor appointment go? Bear insurance fraud. Brianna Chickenfry claims Zach Bryan abused her during their relationship. Duji hosted a Christmas party for the dance moms. Gianna pierced her own ear. Secret service agent has intercourse in Michelle Obama's bathroom. A new Kate Middleton conspiracy. A restaurant in NYC serves guinea pig.

Will Jeffrey do anything Krystle asks? A man was found dead in a tanning bed at Planet Fitness. Rover got into trouble after a man escaped the mental asylum on his watch. Charlie tries to bronze his pale skin at the tanning salon. Rover believes Duji would be a terrible match for the afternoon show. The Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight. Rover bought tickets for MJ the Musical but for the wrong day. Could a trip to Rawanda replace the safari vacation idea? Jeffrey's follow-up doctor appointment is today. Mike Tyson's interview with a minor was a little darker than people expected it to be. TikTok bride claims no one came to her wedding. Charlie believes she must be a terrible person for no one to show up. The Larocque wedding. When was the last time JLR showered? A guy is upset with Charlie and his dog. A man was taking pictures of Krystle at the gas station. Who will take the lead in the show's DraftKings bets?

When was the last time Charlie had a cigarette? Why is the mic so dirty? Video update of the man who faked his death by flipping over a kayak with all his belongings inside. The dentist appointment has finally been scheduled. JLR's phone was shut off. A woman was arrested after she let her 11-year-old son walk down the street to town. Mark Zuckerburg made a song with T-Pain for his wife. A family kicked out of a restaurant due to them having an autistic child in their group. B2 is a rule follower but sometimes will bend the rules. Snitzer believes Mike Tyson will destroy Jake Paul. Man says Mike Tyson robbed him when he was 8 years old. Is Rover really a softy at heart?

Has JLR made a dentist appointment yet? Suspicious activity leads police to believe a married father of three, Ryan Borgwardt, faked his death and fled to another country. Charlie thinks about leaving his life behind and starting from scratch once a month. Is Charlie trying to sabotage Rover? Duji disputes the anniversary date of her dry spell. Getting the wrong item delivered from your Amazon order. B2 wanted Rover to buy a bar restaurant and he declined. Olivia Munn drug tests John Mulaney to make sure he is clean. Michael Strahan grabs cellphone out of a person's hand outside of his house. Video of the woman who was peppered sprayed by Nick Fuentes. Caller pines after a stipper.

Rover has never been over to his in-laws for Thanksgiving or Christmas. Nick Fuentes has been doxxed following ‘your body, my choice’ comments. Reports of Dwayne The Rock Johnson being terrible to work with on the set of Red One. Peeing into a bottle. Gracie Bon has been banned from commercial flights due to her booty being too big. How many times has Charlie had a run in with the cops? There are claims that the North Ridgeville chief of police's daughter was arrested for theft without consent and menacing by stalking. Rover had a dream that John Leguizamo pulled his tooth. Plane makes and emergency landing after a basketball team gets into a fight. The LSU tiger. People ridicule Michael Strahan for not putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem. Video of President Joe Biden walking in the sand. Eager Beaver was on The Alan Cox Show. Duji was giving Alan Cox tips on how to run his show. Tennis analyst, Jon Wertheim, was taken off air for mocking a player’s appearance. Does Duji have a goal of ending her dry spell anytime soon?

Duji has finally made her initial investment back in crypto. A man was afraid his wife going to kill him. What would make someone want to stay in an abusive relationship? JLR dated a money grubber and was on a talk show. College campuses' parents weekend gets wild. Duji says she will do a college visit when Gia's best friend goes away to school. Would Jeffrey poop at school? The soccer game spread led to tummy troubles for Rover. Has Charlie taken the lead in the DraftKings bets? Did Rover win the console in the Star Trek auction? A woman shaves her head because she is tired of the patriarchy. The 4B movement.

Mr. Jingleling. What got Rover sent to alternative school? When is Jeffrey's dentist appointment? Elwood Edwards, the voice of America Online, passed away. Andrea Vecchio will never forgive JLR for what he said. If a GoFundMe is started will Rover take a DNA test to prove he is not the father of Gianna? An app that lets users create their own emojis. Charlie's crooked eyes. How long do you wait for the person you are dating to kiss you? Lamar Odom visited the Real Dolls factory. North Korean troops are addicted to pornography. Rover left the studio and people in the office were in shock. African American women received very offensive text messages. Delphi murders.

Star Trek auction items. Hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet too long. Charlie can sit on the toilet for a minimum of 30 minutes. Is the laptop charged? A bike rider in Oregon is struck by an ambulance. Jeffrey went to the emergency room. NBA suspended, Joel Embiid, for three games after he pushed a reporter. Twerking leads to abortions. Man fell through his hotel balcony in Thailand covered in feces. Scat play. Skinny poops on video calls with Krystle. iHeart stocks. Charlie and Rover win a bet against Duji.

Duji spent $100 on a pair of jeans for her daughter. Teenagers are no longer wearing jeans. Computer glitch at Chili's causes customers to pay a 73% tip. The show discusses the election results. PUT A GIRL ON. Declining birth rates are due to young people being less sexually active. Snitz remembers getting naked and playing doctor with a girl at a very young age. Keicha Lewis, Hell's Kitchen star, demands apology from Patti LuPone for ‘offensive’ and ‘bullying behavior’ comments. Duji purposefully was being loud after someone asked the show to quiet down. Rover and Duji fight. Jeffrey says he can run the board better than Duji.

Monday night football. iHeart layoffs. Jeffrey was not "pryveed" to any information. Is Rover concerned about Dieter? Elon Musk U.S.A. chant. Has Charlie been swayed to vote republican? Who is more famous Twitch streamer Kai Cenat or Patrick Mahomes? Video of soccer players being struck by lightning. Typhoon versus a hurricane. Charlie is happy to be right. Sherrif exclaims he won't protect people who voted for Kamala Harris. An ex-husband wants his ex-wife to change her last name.

Jeffrey is sick. The Star Trek auction is Saturday. A man is suing a clinic after he was told his vasectomy procedure was successful. He is deaf in the rear. Rover went to a soccer game in Atlanta and visited the aquarium. Viral sensation Peanut, the squirrel, was euthanized by the state. High school coach resigns after video shows him cussing at the athletes. Rover has gained 9 lbs. in the past week. Duji went to Indianapolis to see Taylor Swift, #BrokeSwifiteMoms. Rover is locked out of Ticketmaster. Election day. Jason Kelce slaps phone out of the hand of a heckler. Video of cops hitting fans in the stands at the Georgia-Florida game.