Roz & Mocha

Dolly Parton has a guitar-shaped toilet seat. Jason & Kylie Kelce welcome baby girl. Remembering the Roz & Mocha dirty fan fiction from 2013. How many spots can you hold in line for friends? New music from Will Smith.

Megan Fox & MGK welcome baby girl. The cast announced for new ‘Beatles’ film. New music from Miley Cyrus. Everything Jelly Roll eats in a day. Astronauts speak for the first time since returning to earth after 9 months. RIP Val Kilmer. Toronto Maple Leafs clinch playoffs spot. BBNO$ on his first JUNO win.

Which is the proper way to unload a dishwasher? What’s worse, being woken up at night by a noisy partner, or being woken up in the morning by a partner who leaves for work early? When did Mocha decide to turn 'Heel' ?

Do we have personal goals that we’ve haven't achieved yet? Who would we rather sleep the night with, Maurie or ‘Cheesecake’? Would we rather have every bite of our meal be a mystery in terms of temperature, or a mystery in terms of seasoning? If Mocha was gay and single, would he date Damnit Maurie? How hard is it to wake up in the morning for us?

A full day of Mocha having to be nice! Two new songs from Morgan Wallen. Cardi B’s kid draws on her $65,000 Hermes bag. We chat shampoo with Ernie Clement & Davis Schneider of The Toronto Blue Jays.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – This week it’s all about Roz rants! From hotel room service to ear wax and living with kids!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha’s FML’s, we help someone how do decide between two guys, someone needs help dealing with a Manager that micromanages and how to find ‘The One’ in 2025. Plus, an ex that just won’t go away.

Maurie’s Granny turns 95 and has the best advice for a long life. Pedro Pascal on his insane coffee order. Michael Jackson’s wild food demands. Seth Rogen & Catherine O’Hara talk ‘The Studio’.

Tesla is recalling Cybertrucks. ‘Snow White’ has a poor opening. George Foreman passed away. Canadians head to the polls on April 28th. Shocking finale of ‘The Bachelor’. Will Smith is on his own Mount Rushmore of actors. Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markle are in fact friends. Ed Sheeran announces title of new album. Plus, someone took Elisabeth Moss’s underwear!

What is our top countries for food? Do we prefer to type or use voice notes when texting? Has Roz thought of running for public office? If we had a personal assistant, what would we have them do? When does ice coffee season start.

What did we do to get past the ‘roommate phase’ with our partner after having kids? Do we have a scent-free policy at work? Will we get a new lawn video from Roz this spring? If a stranger has something in their teeth, do you tell them? NSYNC or BSB? Who's getting most of the male attention on Instagram, Maurie or Maria?

Awkward interview with Alec and Hilaria Baldwin. John Cena gets heat on WWE Monday Night Raw. Top 5 Google searches during Covid. Magic Matt visits the show and blows our minds!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – It’s all about food this week. What food would you marry? Why some people don’t like when you look at their food. Plus, songs about food!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, we talk work-life balance, a jealous parent, a problematic message from a neighbour, plus what to do if your partner isn’t interested in the same stuff as you.

We’re chatting with the staff of the oldest pub in the world for St. Patrick’s Day. More love from Roz Weston Lane. Mocha’s parents called Maurie to tell him some jokes. Dina is back on BT and we chat with her. The Damnits react to THAT ‘White Lotus’ scene.

Donatella is out at Versace. Some good news from the Eglinton Crosstown. American Flags are being removed in Mississauga. Don Gorske ate his 35,000th Big Mac. Dina is BACK on BT! Hudson Bay could be closing soon. Ed Sheeran teases new music.

Would we rather shout all of the time or only be able to whisper? What is one dish that we make to impress people? Is there a spice we couldn’t live without? What is our favourite type of pasta?

Have we ever broken a bone? If so, how did it happen? Has Mocha watched THIS IS US’ yet? What TV or movie catchphrase do we use in real life? Are there any objects that you refer to as its brand name rather than the object itself? Would we trade our siblings for a day?

Maurie & Maria head back to school this March Break with ‘Roz & Mocha’s School Tingz’ where they are quizzed on Math, Geography and more. FIFA President on possible Drake halftime show. Plus, we compare Toronto & Vancouver’s World Cup songs.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We’re going to some memorable interviews from 2014! We revisit the time Claudia Wells, who played ‘Jennifer’ in ‘Back To The Future’ came in studio. The legendary Molly Ringwald stops by and so does Robert Englund who we know and love as ‘Freddy Krueger’.