Roz & Mocha

This week’s Deep Dive takes you from Port Dalhousie to Grand Turk as the team shares their favourite summer spots, debates Roz vs. John Tesh, and reveals how Roz is surviving cottage life with no AC. It’s sweaty, hilarious, and totally relatable.

Ever wondered what’s harder—walking up 40 flights of stairs or walking down them? We dive into that surprisingly tricky debate. Then, things get weird: what would you do if you looked in the mirror and saw a completely different face staring back at you? Plus, we get personal—what’s one piece of advice your parents gave that you ignored, but now wish you hadn’t? It’s a mix of physical challenge, surreal self-reflection, and heartfelt hindsight.

Shem gets mysterious compliments about his scent but refuses to reveal his cologne, sparking debate in the studio. Roz shares his strict charcuterie board preferences, and the team reacts to a wild story from Anna, whose mom faked her death when she was nine. Plus, Mocha defends his old Hulk Hogan-inspired moustache, Roz dreams up a “Roztaurant,” and Emma Memma joins the show to talk about her final performance at the CNE.

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, we’re heading back to school! We flash back to 2013 for some grown-up advice, hear what kids had to say in 2014, and revisit a fan favourite—Back to School Math with Maurie. Class is in session!

This week on the FML Podcast, we hear from listeners navigating heartbreak, loneliness, and the pursuit of super fandom. Jessica pleads her case to be recognized as a true Roz & Mocha superfan after nine years of loyal listening, while Steffi wrestles with what to do with Lady Gaga tickets gifted by her now ex-boyfriend. Jeff reflects on ending a 19-year relationship that never made it to marriage, and Erin shares her anxiety about living alone for the first time as her fiancé travels to Manitoba to care for his sick grandmother.

Mocha returns from vacation to a flood of messages, while Roz gets none. The team tackles the “Unique New York” tongue twister with hilarious results, and Maurie shares his pricey plumbing disaster. A listener calls in to celebrate a shared birthday with her mom, and another reveals she got a tattoo of the show’s signatures. Maurie and his nanny dine 150 feet in the air at the CNE, and Roz rants about cyclists and e-bike riders hogging sidewalks. Plus, Google’s AI gets Shem’s relationship status hilariously wrong, and Maurie chats with Riz Ahmed about his new film.

Canadian swimmer Summer McIntosh dominates the world championships with three gold medals, while Air Canada’s strike ends after a mediated agreement, allowing flights to resume. Doug Ford slams Stelco’s CEO over U.S. tariffs, and Donald Trump increases tariffs on Canadian goods to 35%. Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan’s coroner report confirms heart issues, Justin Timberlake reveals his battle with Lyme disease, and a Delta flight makes an emergency landing after severe turbulence. Plus, a widow preserves her late husband’s Steelers tattoo by framing his skin, and a Michelin-starred chef creates a burger made from cat food.

With back-to-school season just around the corner, Roz & Mocha are taking a trip down memory lane and diving into some big life questions. In this episode, they reflect on their favorite school memories—from unforgettable classroom moments to the friendships that shaped them. They also explore the kinds of life experiences everyone should have at least once, and share the lessons their kids picked up early that they wish they had learned themselves. Plus, the team discusses powerful quotes and dialogues from movies and TV shows that left a lasting impact. It’s a thoughtful, funny, and heartfelt episode that blends nostalgia with life wisdom—perfect for anyone gearing up for a new season of change.

We’re turning the spotlight on YOU in this Summer Special featuring some of the wild, weird, and wonderful calls we’ve received this year! From birthday song requests, to the listener who has no idea what we even look like. Plus, calls full of love… and even one from a hater. You’ll also hear from Mocha and Jenna as we celebrate the unforgettable moments that only you could give us.

All summer long we’re bringing the heat—this time with the wildest, weirdest, most jaw-dropping Helluva Stories you’ve shared with us. In this special edition, we revisit some of the most unforgettable tales: a survivor who lived through a plane crash, a man with a shocking fingernail collection, a flight attendant’s run-in with the passengers from hell, and a woman whose ex-husband ran a Ponzi scheme. These stories are anything but ordinary—because on this show, we don’t just tell stories… we tell Helluva Stories.

Back by popular demand! As part of our Summer Special series, we're revisiting one of the most iconic episodes ever — The Roast of Roz Weston! Originally recorded for Roz’s 50th birthday, this unforgettable celebration features special guests Russell Peters and Scott McGillivray, plus a surprise musical performance from Shawn Desman. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and absolutely savage. ReLove the Roast!

This summer, we’re turning up the heat—and the frustration! It’s our ultimate collection of your biggest vents of the year so far. From the mom who found out her son was secretly peeing the bed, to rants about slow drivers, and full-on outrage over people FaceTiming in public—nothing was too petty or too real for you to sound off about. If you’ve ever wanted to scream “ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!”—this one’s for you.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we’re letting our hair down — literally. It’s all about hair! Back in 2014, Roz revealed he once shaved his chest hair into the shape of a giant “V” and proudly rocked the look. In 2013, Roz questioned whether he had “anime hair”… and the team had thoughts. And from 2015, for reasons still unclear, Maurie randomly called Roz to ask: how much does hair actually weigh? It’s the hairy moments you didn’t know you needed — all on this week’s Retro Show!

It’s a Roz & Mocha Summer Special! When news breaks or a weird survey needs answers, there’s only one man for the job — Damnit Maurie. In this episode, we round up some of the best man-on-the-street moments of the year, as Maurie hits the pavement to get your hot takes on everything from viral headlines to the most random questions we could think of.

Roz is once again raging about bananas — and the passion runs deep. We also get into the daily spider standoff happening in Roz’s bathtub and why a plastic cup is now part of his morning routine. Plus, the weird new debate: do you dry your feet on a towel… or just the floor? The everyday things that somehow turn into chaos — it’s all in the Deep Dive.

Roz & Mocha reflect on the life and legacy of Hulk Hogan following the wrestling legend’s passing — including some of his most outrageous claims and a touching tribute from his daughter Brooke. Damnit Maurie chats with Jason Momoa about his new Apple TV+ series Chief of War. Plus, Mocha shares the hilarious story of the time he had to share a bed in Vegas… complete with a “pillow wall.” And would you ever get a raise just for running? One company is paying people to lose weight.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we're throwing it back to some unforgettable celebrity moments from the vault! We kick things off in 2013 with the full in-studio interview from the late, great WWE legend Hulk Hogan — a truly iconic visit we’ll never forget. Also from 2013, Lady Gaga joined us during her Born This Way tour to talk music, fame, and everything in between — now, all these years later, she’s back on the road withThe Chromatica Ball. And from 2014, get ready to laugh as Kevin Hart drops by the studio for one of his classic, high-energy Roz & Mocha appearances. Relive all the magic on this week’s Retro Show!

This week on the FML Podcast: A long-distance relationship hits a breaking point, a hidden romance is tested by contract drama, someone discovers their ex is pregnant with another man’s baby, and one listener just wants to avoid playing pretend with a younger cousin. Tough choices, messy feelings — all the FMLs in one place.

Maurie’s under fire after revealing Mocha’s mom bought him a T-shirt — and the roasting is relentless. The crew tries to master the tongue-twisting “Irish Wristwatch” challenge with hilarious results. Plus, would you date your pet if they were human? The answers are weirder than you’d think. And Damnit Maurie chats with Dave Franco and Alison Brie about their new movie Together.

Stephen Colbert shocks viewers with news that The Late Show will end in 2026, raising questions about the future of late-night TV. A viral moment from a Coldplay concert puts a CEO and his coworker in the spotlight — thanks to a kiss cam scandal. Plus, new reports reveal why it took so long for Justin Bieber to settle his financial issues with Scooter Braun. We also dive into Trump’s alleged Epstein letter, Beyonce’s Destiny’s Child reunion, a possible Katy Perry–Justin Trudeau romance, and wild updates from Ozzy Osbourne’s funeral.