Roz & Mocha

The team takes on the “Blue Glue Gun, Green Glue Gun” tongue twister—and it does not go well. Mocha plays Roz a viral video of a little girl singing Moana on a delayed flight, and Roz is immediately annoyed. Plus: the poor people habits we just can’t quit, the most demanding bridezilla ever, Maurie recycling the same Pride jokes for a fourth year, and ride-to-work times that make Roz question everything. Also: Shem returns with a May recap song, and Roz accuses everyone of Wordle cheating.

The Edmonton Oilers are heading to the Stanley Cup Final—again! Netflix finally gives us Stranger Things Season 5 release dates, Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater becomes a limited-edition soap (yes, really), and Lady Gaga joins Wednesday. Plus: Mariah Carey teases new music, Rick Astley hits 1 billion Spotify streams, Wayne Gretzky names his sports GOATs, and Tinder adds a controversial “height filter.”

If our group chat leaked... who’s getting fired first? How do guys want to be hit on — and how do girls shoot their shot? Have we started picking up each other’s habits and quirks after all these years together? Plus, Is Shem still deep in the church game? And which of us actually takes naps?

Who would make the best trivia teammate on our show? We reveal the most unforgettable things we’ve ever won, and Roz shares what he actually eats while sitting on the toilet. Plus, would Shem, Maurie, Roz—or even Maria—ever pose as a Sunshine Boy or Girl?

A DJ ends the night with a “Deez Nuts” drop and Roz is obsessed. Maurie gets roasted for texting Roz’s wife Katherine at 1AM, and we hear from a listener who got a tattoo of Roz, Mocha, and Shem’s names on her back. Plus: What happens when Maurie tries to plan his own birthday gift? A.I.-generated R&B bangers, slow-mo back scratchers, and the real story behind Gwen Stefani’s “performance” at the AMAs. Oh—and Roz talks memoirs, cat cuddles, and why every show feels like The White Lotus now.

This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast — as promised — it’s all about Roz being sexy. Back in 2013, Roz was nominated as one of Toronto Sun’s Sexy Males. In 2014, a listener called in with a spicy Roz dream… and not to be outdone, even Maurie had one too.

This week on Roz & Mocha’s FML: Wearing your old engagement ring after divorce — weird or totally fine? How do you get your dad to admit he needs glasses? And Karla wants a vacation but feels guilty spending the money.

Mocha finds out he has the exact same neck tattoo as Justin Bieber — and the team won’t let him live it down. Maurie hits the Post Malone & Jelly Roll concert, including the wild story of a fan who got hit in the head by pyro. Plus: A listener with a brutal 2-hour commute vents, Mocha comes dead last in the parent relay (again), we try the Toilet Paper Challenge (again), and people are asking ChatGPT to rate their attractiveness. Oh — and did COVID just make a comeback?

Big changes in Leafs Nation as Brendan Shanahan is out. The Florida Panthers are on fire, while Team Canada takes a hit in hockey. Shaq gets real about a bathroom emergency, Jennifer Aniston accidentally shares her phone number, and Joe Exotic’s husband gets deported. Plus: Morgan Wallen’s grandma spills secrets, “Lilo & Stitch” breaks box office records, and Kid Cudi claps back after testifying in the Diddy trial.

Are we socks-in-bed people? Did we get our tattoos for the meaning… or just for the vibe? What books blew us away and made for amazing movie or TV adaptations? And how long could we actually survive stuck in a car?

What’s your boy dinner or girl dinner? Which food group could you live without forever? Plus, we pick new hair from the team, fight off dandelions, and figure out which element on the periodic table best represents us. Science, style, and snacks — let’s go!

A film just got a 19-minute standing ovation at Cannes — so naturally, Mocha and Shem battle to see who can clap the longest. Travis Kelce’s back hair becomes a hot topic, and we tour Canada’s tiniest apartment — 95 square feet! Plus: roaches in Punta Cana, a heartfelt tribute to a listener’s dog, and Maurie chats with Courtney B. Vance and Tia Carrere, stars of the new 'Lilo & Stitch' movie. And Sarah from Sudbury calls in with love for the show… and throws some accidental shade.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We’re throwing it back to 2013 for a very sexy episode! Is sexting considered cheating? We hit the streets to find out what you thought back then. Plus, we were live at a Leafs game asking fans the big question: Who was the sexiest Maple Leaf in 2013? (Spoiler: Kadri, Phaneuf, Bozak, Van Riemsdyk, and Lupul were all in the running.) And just like today—some things never change—we took a call about Roz being sexy.

This week on Roz & Mocha’s FML: What do you do when your mom refuses to accept your boyfriend? Can a marriage survive the constant battles over kids’ sports schedules? And how do you find patience when both your parents are living with dementia? Real stories. Real problems. Real talk. It's FML time.

Roz and Mocha are mentally gone heading into the long weekend — watching YouTube and leaving the work to Shem and Maurie. Roz is still spiraling from the Leafs' brutal Game 7 loss (he didn’t even shower at the hotel!), and Shem drops a new song to ease the pain. Plus, Maria returns from Orlando and gets roasted for her “back to the hell of reality” post, Maurie interviews the cast of Final Destination: Bloodlines, and we finally explain why Shem is called Cheesecake.

New heat on the Leafs: troubling stats, brutal losses, and Mitch Marner under fire. Jimmy Fallon and The Weeknd surprise grads — but Roz slams The Weeknd’s new movie. Hudson’s Bay is selling its iconic stripes to Canadian Tire, Diddy’s trial takes a bizarre turn, and Jelly Roll brings out Eminem in Detroit. Plus: Taylor Swift hits The Handmaid’s Tale, Netflix saves Sesame Street, and we finally meet… Peppa Pig’s sister?

Do we consider ourselves to be high maintenance or too attached to luxurious things in life? If we were a key on a keyboard, which one would we be? Is chivalry dead?

Did we ever cheat in high school? Did Maurie finally find his missing car? And how do you tie your shoes—loop, swoop, and pull or something else entirely? Roz geeks out over a new kitchen gadget, we find out if Roxy’s ready to hit the road next year, and everyone reveals their favourite day of the week—and why it matters more than you think.

Shem hits the high notes performing at church for Mother’s Day. Maria’s mom shares her very real thoughts on Maria’s packing skills. Roz reveals why he’s feeling unusually sticky (ew?). And get this—science says psychopaths might actually be more attractive.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – In this week’s Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, we are going back to 2014 and talking all things sing songy. Singing LET IT GO is hard enough, but a dude went viral for singing LET IT GO in 21 different Disney voices! How hard is it to sing two notes AT THE SAME TIME?!? Well, this guy made it look easy! Plus, you might be shocked at this list of actors – WHO ALSO SING!