The News Junkie

The News Junkie Awards is back for our final show of 2024, Biden talks about the drones, a cruise ship passenger died in boat jail, don't post your baby's weight online, the best news bloopers, the best viral moments, the best show moments of 2024 and a banger of a song to say goodbye to the year.

Something unexpectedly explodes, a 15 year-old girl's manifesto, Santa is taking people's money, the government finally responds to the drone sightings, twins sue a marijuana company, here's your pig kidney, a chefs worst nightmare, gift giving is broken, skinny Jelly Roll incoming, a DJ gets stabbed by a stripper and so much more!

A man passes out on TV, the drone mystery craze continues, drinking too much at the office party, dating is hell in 2024, end street takeovers forever, Mike Tyson doesn't remember much, million dollar outfield baseballs, change your sheets you dirty monster, Jamie Foxx takes heat for a stupid joke and so much more!

We are live today for an unconvential show but I'll post the pocast anyhow if you're into that sort of thing. Our goal: collect 104 bikes and save Christmas for some families struggling through the holidays.

A man is upset about tents, Sabrina is back, the heathcare CEO shooter's attorney is a trip, the kayaker who faked his death is back, a momfluencer and flinching babies, your dog might not love you, retro toys are back in style, AI is going to replace your doctor, Fritz on the Street, a politician lies about his Spotify wrapped and so much more!

Shawn embarrassed himself in front of the whole neighborhood, we learn more about the Healthcare CEO murder suspect, ayahuasca is a hell of a drug, Fritz helps us sort out the mysterious drones story, watch out for Christmas Tree Syndrome, the AI gymnastics bug, a reporter interrupted by a troll and so much more!

A STRONG Person of Interest in the health care CEO killing, a little kid comes up with a crazy invention, a not guilty verdict for Daniel Penny, dumb racists protest the verdict, a Colorado cop goes very NSFW, Luigi Mangioni hates capitalism while drinking Starbucks and eating McDonalds, drones over New Jersey and so much more!

CEO assassin manhunt updates, what we know, flirting may get him caught, the bizarre gun he used, C-Lane makes a Costco joke that he is very proud of, go gout gout, About Me sections disappearing, This Week in Florida, a mother + son + OHMYGOD, Squid Game 2 electric boogaloo, the worst podcast guest and so much more!

We got some big news, a man makes things awkward, more on the CEO murder, the mystery bullets, the various theories about what really happened, a condo freak out, a fight in Washington, weldrod pistols, Sabrina partied too hard, people are actually celebrating the health care shooter, Maui the dog update and so much more!

A healthcare CEO in a mysterious attack, the great stink investigation, more sun in the afternoon, Fritz's last meal, a secret O.J. Simpson tape is a bust, the Pizza Hut of the Future, gingerbread houses are out - charcuterie chalets are in, $9 billion or you get the death penalty, a debate over defending your dog and so much more!

It's time to conquer Canada, road rage strikes again, a missing Hawaiian woman, an asteroid is headed for us, the creepy new Netflix app and what it says about you, a kid wrecks a Walmart, too many bad parents, American TV > British TV, IHOP server gets fired for breaking the rules, chaos in South Korea and so much more!

We're back, baby, Shawn, Sabrina and C-Lane share stories from the break, Hunter Biden gets a pardon, things get sexy at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, some insane Cyber Monday deals, a news anchor goes to work drunk, the definition on a lie, Shawn gets pressed on Wicked hypocrisy, a huge box office weekend and so much more!

A TV host makes a mistake, Thanksgiving can't be this cheap, an update in the D.B. Cooper case, fighting porch pirates, the most unhinged new streaming website, smashing Scrooge's tombstone, Frankie Freako was way too weird, Drake and Kendrick Lamar's lawsuit explained, the world's oldest man dies again and so much more!

Sabrina was on TV and she made up a new word, Shawn embarrassed himself at a Thanksgiving dinner, Amy K joins us and kills off a holiday, a pastor channels Burger King, another pastor has a medical emergency, Peach gets a pardon, Matt Gaetz is on Cameo calling people gay, AI is getting absolutely wild and so much more!

A banger Biden clip, Dana White's big u-turn, the most insane cat ever, the worst headline ever, Kate Nash shows her ass, a penis from space in This Week in Florida, a workout on a plane, an Alabama inmate's unhinged last words and meal, the hottest ticket in Los Angeles, a man attacked by killer bees, Kesha gets heat for AI and so much more!

A man corners a woman buying beer, your kid is being brainwashed, these parents are terrible, Jussie Smollett gets a W, MSNBC is in trouble, an orb in New York City, a major freak out on a plane, Milhouse might be RIP on the Simpsons, Coachella makes Shawn feel old, the insane way the Rust movie is being promoted and so much more!

A reporter screams for attention, a naked doctor is in big trouble, Courtney's war on Campbells, the great turkey economy debate, a photo op that killed 4 people, Fritz on the Street explodes at the end, a Hot Frosty TMI moment, Kamala's last shot, more about Thanksgiving fights, AI powered Jesus and so much more

The fish are getting drunk, clean out your local Red Box, wrestling in church, the Trump dance is taking off, world war 3 is ramping up, Matt Gaetz gets hacked, the titanic plays on a cruise ship, world toilet day - shoutout to the toilets, Sabrina is part of a UFO conspiracy, your web browser is in trouble, no sun for 64 day and so much more!

The Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fiasco, Whoopi Goldberg vs a bakery, the embarrassing concert Shawn attended this weekend, C-Lane's fancy event, Sabrina sends something to Shawn, the Trump dance hits the NFL, some big new mailbox money, Amy Kaufeldt has an important story to tell, don't give the cops your cell phone and so much more!

Mike Tyson is hilarious, Jake Paul gets slapped, somebody hates Matt Gaetz, is Twitter in trouble, Sly Stalone really likes Trump, Elon really likes Mar-a-Lago, Hurricane Sara is on the ropes, The Onion hasn't defeated Alex Jones yet, a fight over Daniel Penny, Shawn says RFK Jr and Trump are right about this and so much more!