Dumb People Town

Screenwriter, podcaster, and author Nate DiMeo (The Memory Palace) stops by as Randy describes how a man ended up in a Vietnamese hospital with a live eel up his butt, Jason explains why men dressed as bears destroyed their own cars, and Daniel warns against stealing hats while on roller blades, and so much more!

Comedian Jonah Ray stops by as Jason describes a man that claims a bag of Fritos made him burglarize cars, Randy explains how a man got severely injured at the Museum of Ice Cream, Daniel announces that the Bend, Oregon Little Caesar's lady is back after open heart surgery, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, Chewy, and Shipskis! Find comfort this December, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month. Don’t forget gifts for your pet this holiday season! Take advantage of amazing deals and shop my personal favorites at Chewy.com/DPT. Right now, ShipSkis is offering our listeners 20% off your first shipment when you go to Shipskis.com and use the code: DPT.

Comedian Katherine Blanford (Catholic Cowgirl) stops by as Jason describes how an axe vs knife fight broke out at a Boston public library, Daniel explains how a confused traveler mistook a stranger's home for his AirBnb, and Randy warns against hitting your significant other with your car on the way to couples therapy, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims, Skylight Frames, and BetterHelp! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT for your personalized hair loss treatment options. As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, get twenty dollars off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT. Find comfort this December, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Live from the Bell House in Brooklyn, Dave Attell, Ted Leo, and Chloe Troast join Jason, Randy, and Daniel on stage to review some Florida men, Jason describes a couple that may have another baby so that the husband can enjoy his wife's breastmilk, Randy explains how two women took their dead boyfriend to the bank to withdraw money, and Daniel lists the things that got stuck in peoples' holes last year. Ted Leo also plays some songs! Recorded on 8/9/24.

Triple threat Rachel Bloom (Death, Let Me Do My Special) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman sued her former employer after she didn't receive a "farewell" card but they did and no one signed it, Randy explains a husband that was reported missing only to return with strip club charges, and Jason warns against getting a near-fatal lap dance from your housekeeper, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Skylight Frames! As a special, limited-time offer for our listeners, get twenty dollars off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT.

Starring comedian Peter Oldring, Dexter Guff is Smarter Than You is a satirical show about an under-qualified, over-confident, lifestyle entrepreneur. Featuring interviews with successful people - like celebrities, thought leaders, business moguls - It is a one-stop shop for life strategies to help you “crush” it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Life is Short with Justin Long finds the actor sitting down with some of the funniest and most intriguing people of today, like Dax Shepard, Olivia Wilde and Neil Patrick Harris. No topics are out of bounds, and no questions are too personal. Subscribe to Life is Short with Justin Long and start listening at wondery.fm/lifeisshort Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sports rivalries can fuel fans and athletes to fight and argue for years. But what’s the real story behind these epic rivalries? From Wondery, the company behind “Business Wars” and “American Scandal” comes Sports Wars, an electric new series that offers an immersive, court-side look at some of the greatest athletic rivalries of all time: starting with Aaron Rodgers vs. Brett Favre. Subscribe to Sports Wars at wondery.fm/boom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here’s a new podcast for you: Voyage to the Stars is like a sci-fi sitcom for your ears. It’s an improv show that follows the misadventures of a group of misfits that accidentally found themselves on the wrong side of a wormhole, trying not to blow up the galaxy on their way home. Starring Felicia Day, Colton Dunn, Janet Varney, and Steve Berg. The universe will never be the same. Check out Voyage to the Stars in Apple Podcasts: www.apple.co/voyage Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Enjoy a special preview of Maculate Conception. Join Abbe and Isaac Feder, as they start on their complicated and emotional quest to start a family. Subscribe to Maculate Conception on Himalaya, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher or wherever you get your podcasts. his episode is sponsored by Uqora and Thirdlove Uqora - Text AMC to 48-48-48 to get 30% off your order of Uqora This episode is sponsored by Thirdlove and QUIP. Go to Thirdlove.com/AMC for 15% off your first order. Learn more...

Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, and Scott Aukerman have a new podcast over at Earwolf. Go check out the first few episodes of Threedom right now in your podcast app, like Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or Spotify. New episodes every Thursday.The first episodes are out now, check them out in your podcast app. Check out Threedom in Apple Podcasts: applepodcasts.com/threedom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An investigative reporter looks into a surgeon who killed or maimed 33 of his patients and looks at the system that failed to protect those 33 patients at every possible turn. It’s insane. Subscribe to Dr. Death on Apple Podcasts or visit wondery.fm/drdeath

In place of a regular DPT mini this week, here's a teaser episode of Daniel Van Kirk's brand new podcast coming to Starburns Audio, with co-host Rory Scovel. Every week on Pen Pals, Rory and Daniel respond to letters sent to them on a variety of topics, ranging from free will to freeway etiquette, from mental health to manatees. In the first teaser episode, they tackle the topic of self love through the lens of The Cheesecake Factory. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Hi Townies! We have a special treat for you. LIVE from this years SF Sketchfest, Mark Wahlberg (Daniel Van Kirk) and his very famous A-list friends solve the problems of the world (because Donnie can’t). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can listen to the full archive of Dumb People Town now on Stitcher Premium and completely ad-free. Go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code 'STARBURNS' for a free month of listening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices