Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about the holiday season, the Food Network, and Billy blow dry.

Bill rambles with Adam Ray about his Dr. Phil Show on Netflix, crying on cue, and FOMO. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off plus two free pillows for all your mattresses orders at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Harley Davidson: Sign up for the Harley Davidson Riding Academy website which allows you to learn how to ride a motorcycle and get your license at harleydavidson.com/billburr.

Bill rambles about robot patrol, 'sell-by' dates, and the barber shop. SimpliSafe: SimpliSafe is extending its massive Black Friday deal for my listeners. This week only, you can get 50% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan. This is your last chance to claim their best offer of the year at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles with Ilana Glazer about her new special 'Human Magic', queer canon, and Vinny Barbarino. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (44:39) - Thursday Afternoon Interlude 12-12-16 - Bill rambles about the gun test, traveling, and experiencing loss. (01:52:18) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 15 Harley Davidson: Visit www.HarleyDavidson.com/BillBurr to sign up for the Harley Davidson Riding Academy website which allows you to learn how to ride a motorcycle and get your license. Hims: With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR

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Bill rambles about holiday gifting, street shootings, and 70s hair parts. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (35:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-5-16 - Bill rambles about Nico Rosberg's retirement, cardio music, and toupee sex. (01:26:08) - Anything Better? NFL Preview & Picks - Week 14 Mando: As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Use code BURR at www.ShopMando.com SimpliSafe: SimpliSafe is extending its massive Black Friday deal for my listeners. This week only, you can get 50% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan. This is your last chance to claim their best offer of the year at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR

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Bill rambles about the Grapevine highway, the Coen Brothers, and the great Chuck Woolery.

Bill rambles about Bakersfield, 'Heavy Metal Parking Lot', and touring with Dean Delray. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:10) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-21-16 Bill rambles about Top Gun, sting rays, and putting on weight. (01:42:43) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 12

Bill rambles about full body deodorant, woman's response to staring, and the mob going legit. Helix: Get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase and a Bedding Bundle (2 Dream Pillows, Sheet Set, and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite mattress order at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Indochino: Upgrade your closet and shop discounted custom pieces and bundles at Indochino.com during their Black Friday Sale, November 18th through December 1st, and their Cyber Sale from December 2nd to December 8th. SimpliSafe: This week only, you can get 60% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles about leftover mushrooms, Moto GP, and keeping it light. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (45:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-14-16 Bill rambles about celebrity pundits, crying adults, and orange toupees. (02:03:36) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 11 Mando: As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code BURR at www.ShopMando.com Open Phone: Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR Henson Shaving: Visit www.HensonShaving.com/BURR to pick the razor for you and use code BURR and you’ll get two years' worth of blades free with your razor–just make sure to add them to your cart.

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Bill rambles with legendary Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagan about his new album 'Lighthouse', upcoming tour, and coming up in the 80's. Also enjoy a regular episode of the TAMMP with Bill rambling about the world series, the election, and mid-game causes. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast with Duff McKagan (46:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:19:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-31-16 Bill rambles about Halloween, the Cubs, and the Buffalo Bills. (02:26:37) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Week 9

Bill rambles about returning from Paris, rivalries, and the neighbor's dogs. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.

Bill rambles about performing in Paris, Vespas, and playoffs. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (35:07) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-24-24 - Bill rambles about emergency landings,not checking out, and 60 minutes. (02:44:20) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 8

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Bill rambles with Josh Wolf about legends, plastic surgery, and industry suits. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:08:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 10-10-16 Bill rambles about hurricanes, robots, and potato pancakes. (02:27:40) - Anything Better NFL Week 6 Picks & Preview