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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew’s neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.

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United States

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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew’s neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.

Language:

English


Episodes
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#4465 Suite Talker

5/13/2025
Luke and Andrew discover that they both have the same recurring dream. Plus, Luke finds himself in the tiniest hotel room in NYC. And Andrew becomes obsessed with tracking down a bad hotel he stayed at years ago.

Duration:01:26:46

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#4464 A Masculine Idea Of Truckery

5/12/2025
Luke attended a Vegas-wedding-style vow renewal this weekend, complete with Elvis impersonator. And Andrew started his special pre-colonoscopy diet the only way he knows how -- by smashing his coffee pot into a million pieces.

Duration:01:22:58

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#4463 The Brown Mile

5/9/2025
Luke overheard something in a hotel bar the other day that has him and Andrew both riled up. Plus, Andrew is starting to get very nervous as he receives more and more instructions leading up to his colonoscopy.

Duration:01:07:27

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#4462 Do Electric Lukes Dream of Waymos?

5/8/2025
Luke “The Birthday Boy” Burbank just learned about the free soda situation in his hotel lounge, and life may never be the same again. He also had a very confusing soda-based interaction with a take-out restaurant.

Duration:01:14:45

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#4461 I’m Walken Here

5/7/2025
A new Miller Lite commercial leads to the discovery of Luke’s not-too-shabby Christopher Walken imitation. Plus, Andrew places a phone call to solve a radio-related mystery. And a listener’s mom teaches her the proper way to make a prank phone call.

Duration:01:17:17

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#4460 Left, Right, and La Center

5/6/2025
Luke miiiiiight have thrown away his driver's license at a gas station in Central Washington this week. So that’s not good. He and Andrew also take a very bizarre stroll down memory lane to revisit some of the many, many ads they recorded while they were with their old podcast network.

Duration:01:18:59

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#4459 The Thin Gray Line

5/5/2025
Pigeon’s are going missing from New York’s parks, and one woman (dressed as a bird) aims to crack the case wide open. We also get the most poetic update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers yet. And Andrew opens up about the time he disguised himself as an Orioles fan to commit a garbage crime.

Duration:01:02:50

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#4458 I’m Not Feeling Punitive

5/2/2025
Andrew recalls a time his boss’ boss made him very nervous. He and Luke also get a surprising update about the Kool-Aid / Flavor-Aid mixup in The Studio. And Andrew’s garbage collector seemed to appreciate the gift card left for him…we think.

Duration:01:14:59

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#4457 Trash Decisions

5/1/2025
Andrew is anxiously awaiting today’s trash pickup after leaving a gift card for the garbage collector taped to his bin. Luke has an update on his wind-up watch, and Andrew has an update on the TBTL archives!

Duration:01:11:47

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#4456 Jax The Menace

4/30/2025
Luke and Andrew discover a new Taco Bell commercial that is clearly based on an old SNL sketch that is a big part of TBTL lore. Plus, the coach whose son pranked Shedeur Sanders faces a HUGE fine. And a listener sharp-shoots The Mustard Man’s favorite tall tale.

Duration:01:26:18

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#4455 Scott Pelley Vs. The World

4/29/2025
Luke is very excited about the most recent episode of John Mulaney’s Netflix show. Andrew is inspired by Scott Pelley’s brave stance on 60 Minutes. And they address the plumber-in-the-room when it comes to baseball analogies.

Duration:01:15:41

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#4454 Pranks For Sharing

4/28/2025
Andrew has some ear-witness reporting regarding the Mariners’ use of Louie Louie at ball games. He and Luke also discuss Bill Belichick’s bizarre CBS interview and a prank phone call to a high-profile football player. And they get a riveting update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers season!

Duration:01:39:43

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#4453 The Case Of The Garbage Can Dust-Up

4/25/2025
Andrew received a note from his garbage collector yesterday. Now he needs to figure out the proper response.

Duration:00:42:14

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#4452 May The Hand Of Marriott Guide You

4/24/2025
Luke is happy to learn that the Mariners brought “Louie Louie” back to the ballpark, but all is not quite what it seems. He also wants to tell Andrew about a sign he saw in a hotel, but they just keep talking about new TV shows instead.

Duration:01:09:13

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#4451 A Way With Worlds

4/23/2025
Luke had an absolutely bizarre Lyft ride yesterday that involved a video of the driver singing a Jim Croce song with his son. Luke and Andrew also discuss the viral video of two identical twins who gave a simultaneous interview to a local TV station.

Duration:01:14:33

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#4450 The Devil’s In The Detailing

4/22/2025
Luke is in L.A., where he’s trying to take the world’s most high-tech covid test. Andrew is feeling more mentally fit after cleaning the hell out of something. And a listener shares some good advice regarding class action lawsuits.

Duration:01:06:43

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#4449 Imaginary Tradio

4/21/2025
Luke and Andrew open up the phone lines and offer listeners a chance to buy, sell and give away their stuff! Watch the show on YouTube here!

Duration:01:16:26

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#4448 I Just Blueskied Myself

4/18/2025
Luke and Andrew learn that Mr. Ed (the talking horse) once played baseball against the L.A. Dodgers. They review the tape. They also realize they came very close to accidentally live-streaming their private conversations on YouTube.

Duration:01:36:26

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#4447 The Height Of Comedy

4/17/2025
Luke and Andrew cancel all their plans to discuss a long-lost Zach Galifinakis movie and last night’s episode of “Everybody’s Live With John Mullaney.”

Duration:01:27:22

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#4446 The Manchurian Burbank

4/16/2025
Luke saw some very strange things at the airport late last night. He and Andrew also discuss the terrible SNL sketch that is also catching heat for being hurtful. And we get an update on the TBTL Jr. Slugger’s latest little league game.

Duration:01:49:07