The Elena Show (not a real podcast)

WILL

TL;DR: my solution to the easing some of the pain points of a long-distance relationship: Asynchronous casual chillin. “The Elena Show” is a collection of long rambling voice messages that I frequently send to my girlfriend, Elena, while under the influence of substances. This “Podcast” is only for Elena’s ears and should not be listened to by anyone else, even others named Elena. This platform only exists for archival purposes. Random Photos from various episodes here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1sdvDskFiPJQXdJNP30kQwJ99CPt2nB9H

Location:

United States

Genres:

Comedy

Networks:

WILL

Description:

TL;DR: my solution to the easing some of the pain points of a long-distance relationship: Asynchronous casual chillin. “The Elena Show” is a collection of long rambling voice messages that I frequently send to my girlfriend, Elena, while under the influence of substances. This “Podcast” is only for Elena’s ears and should not be listened to by anyone else, even others named Elena. This platform only exists for archival purposes. Random Photos from various episodes here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1sdvDskFiPJQXdJNP30kQwJ99CPt2nB9H

Language:

English

Website:

https://anchor.fm/theelenashow

Episodes

Trying to ethically cast Julie and my he warlord

Yeah, imma say… we can’t. There’s a reason it’s a short story and not a play.

Duration:00:22:17

This shouldn’t even count but I’m walking home again.

Sorry I get frustrated at the end. Skip that part.

Duration:00:15:55

This is not like, you’re not, this isn’t like a favor to me, this thing we’re doing.

I don’t care. I could take it or leave it. I’m tired and I wanna be alone. K thx bye.

Duration:00:39:04

Character Improv and The Return of the P

We do not accept your apology because it is very clear you still believe you did nothing wrong.

Duration:00:36:53

S.S.D.D. Same Shit, Different Doctor

New doc, just like the old doc.

Duration:00:18:46

ETL? More like, Awkward Theatre Leipzig!

Walking back from the theatre again.

Duration:00:32:48

The miserly mister teaches Meisner and misery

The title says it well enough

Duration:00:25:22

Plagwitz means... Plague jokes ?

Recap of the social event

Duration:00:33:04

Poetry night? More like, NO-etry night! AmiRite?!

Walking back from the theatre, as I do.

Duration:00:40:13

An Elena show, from Germany?! But why?

Cuz I miss you that’s why.

Duration:00:44:16

This is the title for Secret Show for when I’m flying to Germany

This is also a secret description so... nothing to see here, keep moving buddy!

Duration:02:19:53

Sry it’s late. I forgot cuz I was ... idk. Forgetting prolly.

Yup. That’s how it be sometimes

Duration:00:31:40

I just hit record and shoved it in my pocket. Not sure if it worked. Sorry.

Yup. It sounds like I butt dialed you.

Duration:01:37:40

Home chef: Double Baked! Feat. Three Penny Opera!

Oh, cuz the dog’s named Penny.

Duration:00:16:43

Oops forgot to publish. Sorry

Oh well

Duration:00:32:15

Add later

This too

Duration:00:20:40

Home chef: Double Baked-chili chili bang bang!

Idk. by the time I remembered I needed to write this I was already too sad. Sry.

Duration:00:55:08

Just a shitty cold read of the Tell-Tale Heart my work made me do last minute.

Oh well. Sorry about that.

Duration:00:23:24

Home chef: Double Baked! Feat. Porky Balls-inMyMouth

Yeah it’s a hyphenated last name. It’s 2020. Porky can do whatever the fuck they want! (To my mouth)

Duration:00:22:01

None of this is worth listening to

Told ya.

Duration:00:34:51