The Garner Andrews Show

It's a radio weiner! A bunch of random stuff packed into one weiner tube. That and your hockey superstitions.

Garner debuted some new shoes today, but there's no one in the office to notice... so we're starting the Garner Andrews Show New Outfit Appreciation Society. We'll give you the compliments you DESERVE. And we talk about how hard it is to buy and sell things online these days. Hi, is this still available?

So much outrage for the day after the Oilers make the Stanley Cup Finals... We try to figure out what is going on in those Instacart Commercials, Taylor's Top 5 Oilers of All Time makes people real mad... and we discuss "upper deckers"...

We play another round of "Are You Jersey Worthy" to find real Oilers fans, Taylor got a wellness check from his neighbour because he hasn't mowed his lawn yet, and we stumble into the wild world of hockey smut.

Taylor is going up to random people wearing Oilers jerseys and asking them to name 5 players to see if they are "jersey worthy"... Garner is asking important questions like "what time of day gets the most toilet flushes"... and we find out if the Oilers are now Calgary's team

What skills will you bring to the table if the world ends? Garner is the gatekeeper of the apocalypse and based on your abilities, he'll give you an invite to the end of the world. Plus we see how big of an Oiler fan random people wearing jerseys are.

Who's better? Sherwood Park or St. Albert? Spruce Grove or Stony Plain? Beaumont or Leduc? It's a battle of the Bedroom Communities, and there can only be one winner.

Street sweeping season stresses Garner out, he's gotta figure out what to do with all the junk in his car, and banks need to change man

The Parade of Pettiness continues. What's the most petty thing that has ever happened to you? We hear stories of hidden glasses, "lost" wallets, and extreme pettiness

We want to hear about the time you were absolutely petty. We continue dishing out Short Term Service Awards, and have a quick TV chat. What are you watching?

What is the shortest amount of time you've ever worked a job? Everyone celebrates "long term service awards" we want to celebrate the short term. Plus we talk about your road trip enemies and besties.

What "Dad Moves" do you pull? Don't have to be a dad to do it... controlling the thermostat, having a coffee while starting at your lawn, maybe you have a shoe horn? Actually we talked a LOT about shoe horns.

When did the fancy version of something ruin the normal version of something for you? Get first class seats on a plane, and now you can't stand sitting in regular seats? And Taylor goes out to try to start Lets Go Oilers chants in public places again... and it ends with a confrontation with a mall security guard.

Taylor bought a minivan and he's trying to make minivans cool again. Garner thinks he needs to start a Minivan Life Club with matching jackets... will you join?

Leon Draisaitl had a rough day at work on Saturday. Scoring on his own goal with 0.4 seconds left in a playoff game. But he's not alone... you've had horrible days at work too. We're sharing horrible day at work stories. And Garner has a question about one of the weird playoff commercials we keep seeing over and over again.

What's something you did growing up, that you didn't realize was weird until you grew up? Turns out we all had weird childhoods

Do you think we can get "Lets Go Oilers" chants started with strangers in a public place? The Garner Andrews Show put Taylor and Chantal on assignment to see if the playoff hype in Edmonton is strong enough for chants to start in public, He went to different places, yelled "Lets Go Oilers" to see if anyone would come back with the clap-clap clap-clap-clap. And Garner is un-cancelling one of his favourite words...

What's the CRAZIEST rumour you've ever heard about yourself? There's a rumour going around that Gene Principe was forced to get a haircut... we chat to him and get to the bottom of it... and see if it's true that Taylor is getting a minivan... JUICY

Oilers start round 2 of the playoffs today... we try to get the playoff fever going by asking co-workers to drum the end of the "Lets Go Oilers" chant on a bucket... Garner is trying to decide if he's a Bucket Hat Guy... and we talk about the pedicure that cost someone their LEG!