The Pun Jab

At 129, it's high time for the Pun Jab to call it a day - at least for now! So here are a final 6 puns, gags and jokes - followed by a short message from me at the end). Have a great New Year and see you all in 2021!

Dads, drugs and autobiographies are the big take from the Pun Jab number 128!

PJ hits 127 with puns, gags and jokes on telekinesis, facelifts, crosswords and more!

The Pun Jab reaches 126 with puns, gags and jokes on ties, nuisance callers, crosswords and more!

Yes, it's 125-up for The Pun Jab with puns, gags and jokes on adultery, porno, Paris and more!

The Pun Jab reaches #124 with jokes, puns and gags on autocorrect, limbo, war crimes and more!

PJ #123 wraps up another week with puns, gags and jokes on pirates, darts and eternal life! A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean. What did the Police officer say to his belly button? You're under a vest. My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with being a news anchor. But more on this after the break... Nearest to the bull starts the game. He said "baa". I said "moo". I started. I asked a wise man what was...

It's midweek mirth with PJ #122! This time we have puns, gags and jokes on levitation, ghost trains, strippers and more! The first day of my levitation course was great. I went straight to the top of the class. I hear that the Ghost Train workers are on strike again. It's operating on a skeleton staff, I went for a lap dance was great recently and the girl was amazing. I gave her five stars on Strip Advisor So I quit my job at the helium gas factory - I refused to be spoken to in that...

It's a brand new week and PJ #121 kicks it off with puns, gags and jokes on lipstick, keyboards and girlfriends. I'm not condescending - I'm just thinking about important things that you wouldn't understand. I heard about a victim getting encased in cement the other day. Fortunately, there was enough concrete evidence to charge the suspect. And they say that sarcasm is the lowest form of humour. Yeah, sure it is! What did the duck say when he bought some lipstick? Put it on my...

The Pun Jab #120 rounds off the week with gags, puns and jokes on snow, chloroform, Alexander the Great and more! I've just sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I hope she gets my drift. People learn from history, which is why you should always delete it! I'm putting a new hem on my trousers - or sew its seams. I got a new job last week as the top dog at Old McDonald's farm. I'm the new C.I.E.I.O. I asked my friend if I could borrow his can of chloroform. He said, "knock yourself...

As PJ reaches 119, it's midweek madness with jokes, puns and gags on workaholics, sugar, fonts and more! I used to tell people that I was a workaholic, until I realised that it didn't mean "guy who gets shit-faced at the office". I started my new job as a tailor last week. It was sew-sew. Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown sugar? Demerara. Times New Roman and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi! We don't want your type in here!" What do you call a man...

The Pun Jab starts the week with puns, gags and jokes on Yamaha, Lego, scarecrows and more! What do you call a laughing motorbike? A Yamahahaha! I have a twin brother with a lisp. He's my spitting image. The Lego store has finally reopened. People are lining up for blocks. Sometimes I tuck my knees under my chest and lean forward. It's just how I roll. As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. But hay, it's in my jeans. I entered ten puns in a content to see which would...

The Pun Jab #117 rounds up the week puns, gags and jokes on sex, street fighting, Yamaha and more! My wife likes to talk during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel! Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere. My career as a street fighter didn't last long. I broke my hand punching the curb. I just interviewed a guy who used to work at Chernobyl. He came with a glowing reference. The pharmacist said that he only had the...

In the Pun Jab #116, it's midweek mirth with jokes on bakeries, Paris, hacking and more! The Pun Jab #116: Those who rob banks are bad people, but it's those who rob bakeries who really take the cake. I just saw a documentary on how ships are held together. Riveting! My email password has been hacked again - that's the third time I've had to rename the cat. I decided to go to Paris on a whim. Turned out that I couldn't, so I caught a train. People tell me I'm condescending. That...

The Pun Jab number 115 gets the week underway with some puns, gags and jokes on duvets, dwarves and cliffhangers... When I die, I'd like the word "humble" to be carved on my mausoleum. My wife just said that quilts are better than duvets. I told her that she should be careful making blanket statements like that. Yesterday I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought it a little con descending. A man went to hospital after swallowing three horses. His condition is stable. I'm...

PJ 114 rounds off the week with gags, puns and jokes on Ikea, Eskimos, Scrabble and more! The Pun Jab episode 114: I got thousands of letters delivered to my house today. That's the last time I buy a dictionary from Ikea! Two Eskimos in a kayak are getting chilly, so they light a fire - but the boat sinks, proving once and for all: you can't have your kayak and heat it. I saw a guy drop a box of Scrabble on the road - so, I sidled up beside him and asked: "what's the word on the...

It's Midweek mirth as the PJ hits 113 with jokes, puns and gags on Taiwan, Armageddon, the Seven Dwarves and more! The Pun Jab episode 113: I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and aggressive - because they have a Taipai personality. I used to be in a band called The Hinges. We once supported The Doors. So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world! The seven dwarves have been told they can now meet in a group of 6. One of them isn't...

Yes, The Pun Jab #112 kicks off the week with jokes, puns and gags on Flamingos, sore eyes, children and more! The Pun Jab #112 I went to a karaoke bar last night that only played seventies music. At first, I was afraid. Women would claim that childbirth is the most painful experience of their lives - until 3 years later, they step on a Lego brick. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down. It only takes me 10 minutes to walk to the pub, but 15...

The PJ looks forward to the weekend with puns, gags and jokes on hypochondria, sex tapes, menstruation and more!

It's another midweek funny-fest as PJ hits 110 with puns, gags and jokes on boredom, shelves, bouncers and more!