Sleep With Me

DateMoi is proud to present Scooter trying to squeeze fifteen story beats into 6 pamphlet pages as he pioneers a new medium with a message that is equal parts informative and heart-shaped. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 20% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE - Anker's Soundcore A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD - Dave's Killer Bread is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers can win epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep) Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

The land of Silent H’s welcomes Richie and James as Scooter finds a bridge to dreamland via an actual bridge. Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best to keep the show as sleepy as possible, but it does touch on different versions of post-Earthly existence. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, it might be best to listen to a different episode. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 20% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE - Anker's Soundcore A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD - Dave's Killer Bread is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers can win epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep) Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Sleep as Scooter fails as a sibling and a newspaper delivery kid. You’ll still get a sense of his nose for senseless adventure as we join little Andy on his paper route. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. Get full access at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! If you want to learn about fascinating moments in history in the most relaxing way possible, then try Calm History. You'll learn about famous explorers, inventions, civilizations and ancient wonders, all told in a calm, relaxing voice to help you fall asleep. Just search your podcast player for Calm History, or go to calmhistory.com Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and get matched to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 20% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC helps you search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE's A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers can win epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment … Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Maybe Johnny Carson will make an appearance tonight as Scooter and Bob dig deeper into the layers of discovery and dabble in metaphysical matchmaking. Robert’s dream has parallels with Newhart S7E22 “Malling In Love Again.” And his week sure sounds like The Bob Newhart Show S5E22 “The Mentor.” Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 20% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE - Anker's Soundcore A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD - Dave's Killer Bread is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers can win epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep) Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Oh my god, oh my god, you guys, Scooter’s here to drone poetic on one of his favorite musicals. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 20% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE - Anker's Soundcore A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD - Dave's Killer Bread is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers can win epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep) Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

We head down to Darmok and Jalad on Tanagra. The lulls will flow tonight like the River Taymak and you will say “Shakka, when the walls fell.” Temba at rest. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. Get full access at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! If you want to learn about fascinating moments in history in the most relaxing way possible, then try Calm History. You'll learn about famous explorers, inventions, civilizations and ancient wonders, all told in a calm, relaxing voice to help you fall asleep. Just search your podcast player for Calm History, or go to calmhistory.com Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and get matched to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 20% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC helps you search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE's A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers can win epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. V… Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

What was 1 show has become 2 as a PI friend from the farm in the sky returns to help with the case of the missing Jiff. Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm and sleepily mentions different versions of post-Earthly existence. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, it might be best to listen to a different episode. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! If you want to learn about fascinating moments in history in the most relaxing way possible, then try Calm History. You'll learn about famous explorers, inventions, civilizations and ancient wonders, all told in a calm, relaxing voice to help you fall asleep. Search your podcast player for Calm History, or go to calmhistory.com Check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me for Story Only versions and 2 more nights of SWM a week! Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and get matched to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 20% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC helps you search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE's A20Earbuds monitor your sleep and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers can win epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep) Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Scoots is one yeasty boy as he manifests groceries and takes you on a choose your own adventure to a bevy of sleepy breakfasts. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! If you want to learn about fascinating moments in history in the most relaxing way possible, then try Calm History. You'll learn about famous explorers, inventions, civilizations and ancient wonders, all told in a calm, relaxing voice to help you fall asleep. Just search your podcast player for Calm History, or go to calmhistory.com Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 27% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE - Anker's Soundcore A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD - Dave's Killer Bread is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers can win epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.c… Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A birthday gift for Charlie McElroy. Ideally, she will fall quickly asleep before I interview a Spleen Spokesperson. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. Access the full vault at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! If you want to learn about fascinating moments in history in the most relaxing way possible, then try Calm History. You'll learn about famous explorers, inventions, civilizations and ancient wonders, all told in a calm, relaxing voice to help you fall asleep. Just search your podcast player for Calm History, or go to calmhistory.com Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 27% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE - Anker's Soundcore A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD - Dave's Killer Bread is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers can win epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-reg… Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Welcome back, bakers. It’s time for another drowsy recap where battens are burged and marzipan is molded. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! If you want to learn about fascinating moments in history in the most relaxing way possible, then try Calm History. You'll learn about famous explorers, inventions, civilizations and ancient wonders, all told in a calm, relaxing voice to help you fall asleep. Just search your podcast player for Calm History, or go to calmhistory.com Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 27% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE - Anker's Soundcore A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD - Dave's Killer Bread is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers can win epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep) Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Scooter bakes a Story Mud Pie as Mr. Harmon helps us discover the secrets of structure, musical theatre, and nothing itself. This is an older episode from the archives. The language is somewhere between PG and PG-13, and the last 20 minutes feature a lot of Big Farm talk. If you want to learn about fascinating moments in history in the most relaxing way possible, then try Calm History. You'll learn about famous explorers, inventions, civilizations and ancient wonders, all told in a calm, relaxing voice to help you fall asleep. Just search your podcast player for Calm History, or go to calmhistory.com Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 27% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC helps search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE's A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers can win epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep) Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Good ‘ole Scooter will take you on a journey via his non-podcasting hobby. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Support our AAPI community Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources. Support the people in Ukraine. Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 27% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE - Anker's Soundcore A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD - Dave's Killer Bread is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers will giving out epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep) Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Tangential tongue twisters shear a saddle-like shape as Carole King guides Scooter through the Tale of Pobody. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Support our AAPI community Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources. Support the people in Ukraine. Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to 27% off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com ANKER SOUNDCORE - Anker's Soundcore A20Earbuds monitor your sleep status and deliver visual reports to help you understand your sleep patterns and optimize rest. And they block noise for a quieter sleep! Go to Soundcore.com and use code "SLEEP" (all caps) for $30 off. DAVE'S KILLER BREAD - Dave's Killer Bread is kicking off their inaugural Rock Your Reset! Throughout January, SMS subscribers will giving out epic sweepstakes prizes like VIP concert prize packs! To enter, text RESET to 73876. Head to DavesKillerBread.com/reset to learn more. ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep) Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

James and Richie are back again to rescue some fictional characters in a musical way. That is, if they can get Besos back first, of course. Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best to keep the show as sleepy as possible, but it does touch on different versions of post-Earthly existence. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, it might be best to listen to a different episode. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Support our AAPI community Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources. Support the people in Ukraine. Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com LUMEN - Lumen is the world’s first handheld metabolic coach. Get tailored guidance to improve your nutrition, workouts, sleep, and even stress management. Go to lumen.me/SLEEP for 15% off your purchase. UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off! ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep) Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

As we delve off into brands and irregular sizes you should find sleep. This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Support our AAPI community Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources. Support the people in Ukraine. Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com LUMEN - Lumen is the world’s first handheld metabolic coach. Get tailored guidance to improve your nutrition, workouts, sleep, and even stress management. Go to lumen.me/SLEEP for 15% off your purchase. UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off! ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep)

The parks of Onondoga County are no match for Scoots as his newspaper puzzling skills will whisk you off to Dreamland faster than you can say plexiglass. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Support our AAPI community Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources. Support the people in Ukraine. Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com LUMEN - Lumen is the world’s first handheld metabolic coach. Get tailored guidance to improve your nutrition, workouts, sleep, and even stress management. Go to lumen.me/SLEEP for 15% off your purchase. UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off! ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep)

Gather ‘round the egg nog cooler and catch up with Bob’s pission-filled holiday break. Yes, I said pission. Robert’s dream sure sounds like Newhart S1E14, “What Is This Thing Called A Warm Back?” And his holidays remind me of The Bob Newhart Show S1E14, “His Busiest Season” Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Support our AAPI community Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources. Support the people in Ukraine. Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com LUMEN - Lumen is the world’s first handheld metabolic coach. Get tailored guidance to improve your nutrition, workouts, sleep, and even stress management. Go to lumen.me/SLEEP for 15% off your purchase. UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off! ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep)

Scooter interviews micro machines and calls upon the power of Nancy Drew to dial this all intro episode in just right. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Support our AAPI community Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources. Support the people in Ukraine. Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com LUMEN - Lumen is the world’s first handheld metabolic coach. Get tailored guidance to improve your nutrition, workouts, sleep, and even stress management. Go to lumen.me/SLEEP for 15% off your purchase. UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off! ACORNS - Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals, and you can get started with even just your spare change! Head to acorns.com/sleep to learn more. (Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided.Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisers, LLC, an SEC-registered investment adviser. View important disclosures at acorns.com/sleep)

An owl named Owl and a gerbil named Chitter will hoot you off to Dreamland. Long story medium length, it’s time for an All Intro Episode. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Support our AAPI community Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources. Support the people in Ukraine. Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com LUMEN - Lumen is the world’s first handheld metabolic coach. Get tailored guidance to improve your nutrition, workouts, sleep, and even stress management. Go to lumen.me/SLEEP for 15% off your purchase. UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!

Dancing reindeer and elves in lagoons will carry you off to dreamland faster than Regis Philbin can say corporate synergy. Start a 7 day FREE trial of Sleep With Me Plus- The ultimate way to listen to show, based on how YOU listen! Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Support our AAPI community Black Lives Matter. Here is a list of anti-racism resources. Support the people in Ukraine. Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep for up to $200 off and 2 free pillows! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com LUMEN - Lumen is the world’s first handheld metabolic coach. Get tailored guidance to improve your nutrition, workouts, sleep, and even stress management. Go to lumen.me/SLEEP for 15% off your purchase. UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off!