Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Kevin put a $1,500 DOWNPAYMENT on a TRUCK, but the dealership LOST his CHECK, so he sent ANOTHER ONE and they LOST that one TOO! Well, Rog, the PAYMENT department PAIN, calls Kevin to say they have a new SYSTEM, and it doesn’t say anything about Kevin expect that he’s a DEADBEAT! So, they want their money NOW or else Kevin’s TRUCK is getting REPO’ED…And, for his CONVINCE, they take CHECKS! Will Kevin be going for the LOST CHECK HAT TRICK?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg left some OILY RAGS in his TRUCK after working on it, they CAUGHT FIRE, he called the FIRE DEPARTMENT, but it was OUT by the time they got there! Well, Dean, the CITY AUDITOR, calls Greg to let him know he’s on the HOOK for $500, FIRE or NOT, since his DUMBASS was the REASON they we’re CALLED in the FIRST PLACE! How BAD will Dean BURN Greg?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some stuff FELL OFF Tommy’s TRUCK while he was on the ROAD, but no one tried to FLAG him DOWN, so he thought that was that! Well, Rog, calling in with a very UNIQUE yet INDISTINGUISHABLE accent, has TRACKED Tommy DOWN because his CRAP landed on Rog’s CAR! Now Tommy better pony up $1,600 or else Rog’s going to HIT HIM so HARD he’ll think he’s back in the OLD COUNTRY! Will Rog and Tommy be able to UNDERSTAND each other well enough to come to an UNDERSTANDING?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mike TRADED in a CAR, but didn’t tell the DEALERSHIP just how BUSTED it was, so Mike thought he made out like a BANDIT! Well, Dean, the D-BAG dealership manger, calls Mike to say he traded in a LEMON so he’s going to have to PAY them BACK, or else Dean’s coming over to SQUEEZE a REAL LEMON in his EYE! Will Dean & Mike TALK it OUT or PUNCH it OUT?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle just changed PHONE PLANS, but both her NEW and OLD carriers were CHARGING her DOUBLE at the SAME TIME! Well, Dean from one COMPANY and Rog from ANOTHER call poor Michelle to decide amongst themselves RIGHT NOW on the PHONE just how much Michelle OWES them! How will Michelle like the guy’s UNIQUE PAYMENT PLAN?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marie needed a FILING CABINET delivered, but arranging the drop-off took SO LONG she ended up just telling them to KEEP IT! Well, Rog, the delivery DUDE calls to say Marie still needs to PAY for her ADANDONED piece of FURNITURE whether she WANTS it or NOT! How far will Rog go to MAKE the SALE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who are Dean & Rog scamming TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa’s HUSBAND had a FRIEND whose SHORT STAY at their APARTMENT turned into a MONTH’S long MOOCH, so she finally KICKED him to the CURB! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE rental manager, calls Melissa to let her know, since she SNUCK IN and EXTRA TENNANT, she’s going to have PAY an EXTRA DEPOSIT! Will Rog get Melissa to CRACK?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie had a NIGHTMARE of a TIME getting her CAR SERVICED! They took too LONG; they gave it back to her BROKEN and were RUDE the WHOLE TIME…At least it ended up being FREE! Well, Dean, the KING of customer service, calls Jackie to ask how much she ENJOYED their TEAM’S WORK…Oh, and let her know about some EXTRA CHARGES that just came up! Will Jackie be able to KEEP her COOL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brook found a BAG of GROCERIES in a store’s PARKING LOT, nobody was around, so she decided to TAKE IT! Well, Dean, the FIGHTING MAD foodie, calls Brook to DEMAND 2 THINGS: First, she pays Dean back for his GROCERIES, and second, Brook over Dean’s KNEE so he can teach her a LESSON! Will Brook and Dean be taking this FIGHT back to the PARKING LOT?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg had some SNAPPERS STUFFED recently, he made a DEAL with the owner and only paid $500 for BOTH! Well, Rog, the TROUBLESOME TAXIDERMIST, calls Greg to say he’s the OTHER OWNER of the BUSINESS and he doesn’t like Greg’s DEAL, so he still OWES them $500 MORE for the SECOND FISH! And Rog wants his MONEY now, or else Greg’s the next ANIMAL he’ll put on the MANTELPIECE! Just how FOUL-MOUTHED and one MAN be?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa had a MEMBERSHIP to a TANNING PLACE, but they DOUBLE CHARGED her for MONTHS, and never PAID HER BACK, so she CANCELLED! Well, Rog, the BRONZED BUTTHEAD, calls to let Lisa know he’s going to CHARGE her CARD for a YEAR of TANNING…Unless they can work some ELSE out of course! Will Lisa’s FACE go from TAN to RED?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lynn recently bought a CAR and $1,500 and LOT of TROUBLE with the DEALERSHIP later she can FINALLY use it! Well, Dean, the sleezy SALESMAN, calls Lynn to get her HONEST OPINION on a SERVICE SURVEY of her EXPERIENCE…Can we put you down for a 10 out of 10?! Will Dean be able to NEGOTIATE his way to a GOOD REVIEW?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An airline LOST Scott’s GOLF CLUBS, so he FIBBED about how much they COST to get a bigger REIMBURSEMENT CHECK! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE recovery specialist, calls Scott to say GOOD NEWS, we found your GOLF CLUBS! But, BAD NEWS, you owe US $2,000 for LYING dumbass! Will Scott’s LITTLE WHITE LIE have Rog seeing RED?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anne’s trying to CLASS UP her NEIGHBORHOOD with a miniature MICHELANGELO’S DAVID in her FRONT YARD! Well, Rog, the HOA PRUDE, calls Anne to let her know the DEED RESTRICTIONS don’t allow displaying PORN on your PROPERTY so she’s getting a $150 FINE for each of her statue’s EXPOSED GENITALS! Will Anne have to COVER David’s DINGUS?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Linda was on VACATION having some HANKY PANKY time in the HOTEL ROOM with her HUSBAND, but found out later the REST of the HOTEL could see them DOING IT! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE hotel manager, calls Linda to confirm that YES, we did see you and NO we didn’t WANT TO, so Dean will have to CHARGE them for each person SCARED by their SHAMELESS DISPLAY! Will Dean CHARGE Linda to DEATH or will she DIE of EMBARRASSMENT 1st?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Linda’s SEWER CAP busted, and it took the city over 2 YEARS to come out and FIX IT! Well Dean, the water district DUMBASS, calls Linda to let her know it might take a LITTLE LONGER to fix since there’s a SNAKE in the PIPE! But not to worry, they’ll get that SNAKE out for ONLY $249, and THEN they MIGHT fix her CAP! How will Linda like SNEAKY Dean’s SNAKE SCAM?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s SCAM VICTIM has 3 COMPUTER SYSTEMS, but until recently, she was only getting CHARGED for 1 of them! She and the COMPUTER PEOPLE went back and forth, but got it RESOLVED…Or so she THOUGHT! Dean, the CONDESCENDING collections guy, calls to say either she PAYS what she OWES now, or else Dean’s coming over to RIPE-OUT her INTERNET PERSONALLY! How will our SCAM VICTIM deal with DEAN’S DISCONNECTION?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nancy’s taken over organizing SCHOOL REUNIONS from a guy who DIED! Well, Dean, the HOTEL MANAGER who just HOSTED a recent REUNION, calls to say he doesn’t CARE that the guy DIED, he didn’t PAY! So, Nancy’s on the HOOK for the RENTAL BILL! How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Henry OWNS a BUSINESS and one of his drivers REAR-ENDED someone, but not to worry, the INSURANCE with cover it, RIGHT? Well, Rog, the crash victim’s A-HOLE ATTORNEY, calls Henry to let him know the MEDICAL BILLS are $6,000 and GOING UP, and Henry’s on the HOOK for it, INSURANCE or NOT! How do we go from talking about BUSTED BUMPERS to BUSTING BONES?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.