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Colonoscopies are a drag, but you've never given up on anything, so you surely won't surrender to this. You'll knock it out of the park with a big Wham! Just remember to stay hydrated and avoid Pepsi. This sing-songy episode is brought to you by the word "barracuda" and the Letter "G". Go watch some football and eat some ice cream while you still can at Select BGM!

It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon, so you hit the town to get your chakra re-aligned. Along the way you run into a group of nice robed figures, chanting and rubbing their rosaries. Your mood has improved, but something still feels off, so you reach into your pocket and pop a power pellet, now you're firing on all cylinders. Why build it when you can buy it? You jump back in the Jetta, pop in your new cassette and drive home listening to dirty sax music over EDM beats and think: "Jon and Rich always play the best beats at Select BGM."

Your stark individualism and grit make you different, even if the din of conformity has so far silenced your beautiful song. When graduation day happens, you will be able to ascend from the crowd and begin your solo career as the star of the big show. Until then, placate your desires on the fruits of vice, and navigate your way through these unremarkable days, for the future will be bright and exciting. Jon and Rich have seen the faults in that way and realize that a good playlist and exciting computer magic are the true vehicles to reaching enlightenment in the hallowed halls of Select BGM.

Pick up your gut and wobble on over to the trough, the dinner bell is ringing. Don't go too quick or you might slip and break a hip. We are somehow back again for the 17th time on yet another retirement tour, so slop a buttery smooth heaping of Jon and Rich onto your buffet tray for another mayonnaise smothered episode of Select BGM.

When you find that secret place by the river, turn up the butt rock, drink down that tequila and swallow that worm. It's been awhile, but we're back to kick it G-Style in this return to irreverent form. The tunes this week are a bit sing-songy and of course conversation is all over the place and back to sloppy fun instead of curmudgeonly complaining. Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even Select BGM has never seen.

Tally-ho! We may have abandoned you for a couple of weeks, but we're back with a slew of musical stew. Pour a beer and blow a puff into The Music Machine because even computers like the spells we cast. Conjure up the patience to listen for an hour or so because you'll definitely regret it. With or without a license you'll be conveyed to magical places, but you'll never get your time back at Select BGM.

Bless you buckaroos! In this episode we let Jesus take the wheel and spin luminous hymns from the magic planet. Jon and Rich reach out and touch faith while dealing with a devil dog and front door intruders. Thank you all for populating the pews and listening to our words of folly. You have a place in the 8th dimension at Select BGM.

When you find a chunk of ground beef in your beard you should eat it in remembrance of those who came before. Your pristine dreamy blues are the envy of the town in your easy going spring time chilled vibes. Remember those who came before with solemn joy, but don't be scared to bring a little levity to the situation either. There's no more runnin' down the wrong road at Select BGM.

Sometimes the proper way isn't evident and sometimes there may not be a proper way. We don't eschew any ideology and welcome all to listen to the incredible tracks we have for you this week. It's hard to define what this episode is about, but we've let our inner Trans-Ams out and want you to hop into the back seat for a ride on the road to nowhere in the Select BGM Zone.

By some miraculous grace of Poseidon Jon and Rich are back again with tunes to elicit explicit illicit stories of wanton travels in the seas of sleaze only reachable via the roads of apathy. Pick the fruits of the Strawberry Blonde and boost your levels for an unrivaled adventure with the best stop motion this side of Jason and the Argonauts. Although clunky and dated, Select BGM is ready, steady, and goes.

Repetition legitimizes that Jon and Rich are back to spread our cooties to your ears via our returning show. Survival of the lamest guaranteed we would be back to dose you with the best tunes and entertaining falsettos. We've all gotten fat and our teeth have rotted out, but the sun is coming back out and I think we're all ready to rock and roll again. Select BGM is back to rock wit' you like we did in the before-times of the long-long-ago.

It's some sort of dead thing right, like a mound or that thing Darth Vader burned up on? Nah, just a super bad ass heavy metal name for your pleasure as we bump back into existence for 2020. You can wear your shoes in the house of Jon and Rich and we also don't believe in the astral or astrological powers invading the sanctity of this godless hovel of a place. Eww, gross are we in the super loc'd out G life of Select BGM.

Looks like Krampus dropped a deuce and forgot about it for a couple of days but Jon and Rich found it. Enjoy the fetid fumes of holiday gloom with another episode. Soon it'll be a new year and all of your failed promises to yourself can be re-evaluated so that you don't have to feel like such a horrible monster. Heat up the kettle and make some coca-leaf tea to help you stay awake during this heaping slab of curb snow at Select BGM.

Hold up, Jon and Rich are delivering a new episode during the traditional holiday blackout? We'll have to see what kind of recompense whatever entity you serve brings you this season for your suffering through this abysmal episode. Don't get SAD, get into the stories of gods and men and take a swimming lesson or play some racquetball in the comforting shelter of a glowing holiday sky spirit. Let it snow at Select BGM.

You peaked a long time ago and will never get it all together. If you think being 25 going on 65 makes you cool then maybe you should get the band back together and live hard in your RV cause the magic is gone and you know it. Quit trying and ease back in your La-Z-Boy. It's a plush spot in which your unremarkable trajectory landed you. Taking the stickers off and rearranging them fools nobody at Select BGM.

After ages of being mediocre Jon and Rich are pleased to present you with an anniversary episode that is nothing special. Since reality glitched and Kazaam and Sinbad now both exist in the same universe, it's time to get pumped and utilize the stop-motion to shrink princesses and ride on Rod Stewart's railroad. When one stops caring, one starts swearing. Here's a toast to you and for 5 years of our F-Show at Select BGM!

After sickness, vacation, and family fortunes Jon and Rich emerge from the space whale with a buffet of tonal treats flying right towards your heart and possibly through it. The air is crisp with hints of winter and just a dash of liquid smoke. Inhale deeply with perfect strangers and bosom buddies in the Latin quarter of Select BGM.

When things get difficult there is always the option of cracking a tall one and kicking it into easy mode with the Billy Dee Williams of your imagination. This week Jon and Rich are busy thinking about Zelda and have no time for guff. Pack a pool cue, a grip of darts, and a refreshed liver because this week is a party where we'll get on top of the hypest disco Super Sentai, like your mom. It works every time at Select BGM.

Skulk away from your mundane reality and come visit us in the pit of pure fantasy. Reach out your gauntlet and catch what the wind brings you, even if it's VD. Slip your hearing aids in your ears and strap on your colostomy bag. It's time to nod your head to a new jam even if your life isn't what it once was. Why think about it? You may have partied away your health, but you always have Select BGM.

If something is not named, labeled or categorized does it still have meaning? Answer is shut your brain spout and just listen to episode 138. Let Jon and Rich bring a raucous mix of smashingly good VGM and ask the important questions. What do ladies do in that room and where did that stain come from? Metadreaming of justified homicide here at Select BGM.